Mark Bussey

Ah but see everybody at the BAR is getting tipsy, not everybody in the club. They have the golden arches; we have the golden arcs. They have a sesame seed bun; our hamburgers don't.

"I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this" as she spent an entire paragraph before and after that sentence trying to make an excuse for this.

Grooooooooossssss

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#BearTheFDown

I don't think Jaxson Dart is very good*

*The Bears will probably make him look like Josh Allen today

I still don't appreciate being force fed Eli Manning every other commercial on Sundays

I love having 8:30 games on Sunday

That Indiana catch was NUTS

KC getting screwed over on a call? They must be wearing sweaters in hell today

Still true

I hate this team

Oh FFS

Gotta give my kid a lot of credit for his reaction to finding out the Dodgers won last night: "At least the Blue Jays won a few games."

One time, Vlad. One time.

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Don't have to worry about your banged up legs if you just hit the ball over the fence

Don't. Bunt. With. Your. 2. Hitter. Or. Anyone. Else. For. That. Matter.

What are you looking back at the plate for, Springer?

"I don't know how many pitchers grew up imagining pitching Game 7."

All of them, Smoltzy. Literally all of them.

I need full on psycho Max Scherzer to pitch like it's his last game ever*

*if he does it right, it probably should be

Hopefully the Great Pumpkin was good to you this year*

*unless you're a jerk. Then screw you.

Felt a few brain cells pop while reading the tweet

Great bounce back from the Blue Jays coming off that 18 inning marathon. Hopefully they can take Game 5 and go back Toronto just 1 win away (Yamamoto in Game 6 seems like an automatic loss, so tomorrow's game is huge)

“I don’t think people understand” — John Smoltz about something everyone understands

Remember when certain Sox fans were upset that Eloy Jimenez was ranked behind Guerrero and Tatis as a prospect? Good times.

"Throwing a fastball straight down the middle to Ohtani in the 8th inning and Ohtani obliterating it to tie the game seemed like a turning point"

Great analysis, Smoltzy. Making me miss Tim McCarver

Sean McDermott: "I'm gonna need you all to learn Ice Punch by the time we see New England again."

Bills: "What the hell are you talking about, coach?"

To be fair, he's had the grey beard going for a while now oh my god that makes it so much worse

I would simply never pitch to Ohtani ever again

This game is WILD (and check out the wheels on Vlad Jr.!)