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The NYT style guide

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Dry Luigi

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

It's fucked up to have to tigersplain

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

WAR IN 2026 IRAN I WAS THERE DUDE... AND IT SUCKED!!! TObIT O CASPIAN Ardabil SEA Rasht O ASHGABAT Sabzevar KarajO TEHRAN Mahhad Kermanshah • •GHDAD I IRAN RA Q • Isfahan • Yazd Ahvaz KRUWAT • Kerman O Shiraz •Bushehr Zahedan USB. AFGHANISTAN PAKISTAN Abbas DI ARABIA SHANAMA QATAR ABU DHABIS UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Gulf of Omani MUSCAT OMAN ARABIAN SEA OPERATION EPIC BACON

Probably not much

She would never

*to the croupier as the ball settles into 00* here's $50 I also wanted to bet on 23

Sounds like, my pussy

*heavy breathing* You gunna, *wheeze* you gunna finish that bread?

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

Lawmakers say US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone Members of Congress say the U.S. military used a laser to shoot down a Customs and Border Patrol drone.

Hey, remember that embarrassing thing we told you about the laser and the balloon? Yeah? Well, we did something even more embarrassing this time.

Whoops.

Do you know if they remade that 70s show today, it would be weird because the actors are all adults. I think one of them is in jail and another one died!

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

a book at my kid’s book fair called “Angel Numbers.” “Discover the hidden messages all around you”

what the fuck is going on at the scholastic book fair circa 2026

The horses have more time to fuck now. This could be us

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

Americans Do Not See Their Government as a Democracy This Navigator Research report covers Americans’ views of democracy, authoritarianism, and the federal government.

"A majority of Americans today believe the federal government can be described as “authoritarian” (52%)." navigatorresearch.org/americans-do...

It's because of cognitive dissonance,

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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 20th 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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@caylen.bsky.social don't know if you played cinicross yet but it's absolutely insanely addictive

I can read them all with alarming speed, using chat gpt

So....the Fourth Reich?

I like it