nyan

do u fw girls that only shoot one big sperm..

people dont even commend healers anymore they just say "ohhh such a good puppy" and scratch behind my ears

to whom it may concern, it doesnt work

NOOOOO

going to ur bakery and eating all the yummy pastries

that apple pie looks so fucking good

what do we think of goon hypno here?

any real gooners in the chat?

genderfluid the way he can call me a good boy or a good girl or good puppy even

bottle of RESOLVE URINE DESTROYER

i keep drinking this and i still have to pee but now it’s red?? rip off

call me a stocking stuffer the way i stuff my stockings in his mouth

short hair dog✂️

they said this to jesus too yk

"thick ropes tgirl" do u fw yarn or perhaps string instead or maybe even fishing line

i cant be stopped

getting pissed on probably feels so good as a plant..

im kinda a masochist but only for food thats rly yummy but also rly hot and burns my mouth

nii stocks 📈

would you love me if i shot blanks

new festive holiday idea: mistletoe cock ring

is this the so-called "woke mob" cause it doesnt look that scary to me

u "had a stroke" reading that? ccan i see please please plewar please

a blue smiley face with hearts surrounding it ALT: a blue smiley face with hearts surrounding it

police departments when u expect them to do their jobs in any way

the loathesome piss drinker

do u think pontiff and his clone have explored each others bodies..

really getting into the taking naps and sleeping all day fandom

starts lunging at u very fast and inflicts u with frostbite