Ages of Aeon

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

It was dark at 3:30 after work

FREDDIE FREEMAN [in Giles Corey voice]: more teeth

Take the gun, leave the cannoli

Them:
Heaven knows — what kind of fool am I .. Heaven knows — why you take an eye for an eye .. Heaven knows — what comes over me? You were pumping iron while I was pumping irony

Me:
Is this supposed to be ironic?

november is the month of poets, artists, thinkers, lovers & wanderers

The last great political column

Yeah, Judy Collins 🤩

That Story about East Orange, New Jersey. Wow! I’ll pay you in chess pieces ♟️

Who wrote that song?
I dunno.
How was it recorded?
I dunno.
Well, who recorded it?
I think Judy Collins.

Imagine the mindset of a temp contractor working at an ai robot factory, literally building their replacements.

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Dramatic Irony
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Look at that! I did something!

Mac Jones: I’m all about that brace, ‘bout that brace, no sliding.

Cool, thanks. What is that one about social, economic, and workplace research?

You really shouldn’t be driving in this stuff, could cause some serious damage to your vehicle.

Fuck, and I was gonna go turn to ESPN but now Disney’s fucked that up too.

Does Freddy Freeman use Crest Whitening Strips? Biggest goddamn teeth in all of MLB

Hats off to the Dodgers.

I’d go with cocaine

This is how you end up writing poems about Mudville

Just an absolutely unbelievable Timbers win. The season stays alive. 3-2 win in PKs.

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Will Smith be like

If this game goes on any longer, they’re gonna have to turn their clocks back to the 7th inning!

END OF REGULATION, WE’RE GOING TO PENALTIES #RCTID

Ooh-ooh, what’s what smell?
Oh, it’s just Blake Snell.

HOOTING AND HOLLERING

Me after that double play:

@andertoon.bsky.social

How are you going to have 12 minutes of stoppage time in the first half? That’s a freaking joke!