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The State of the Union .. is Weird!

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If you are planning on smoking a bunch of weed & dropping acid while watching Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die I highly recommend eating the acid just as the trailers start.

01.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my kid to see Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die .. and we’re sitting in row D’eez Nuts! Seats 6, 7 πŸ₯œ

28.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me every single day

03.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5815    πŸ” 1591    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 44

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

28.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20264    πŸ” 5450    πŸ’¬ 637    πŸ“Œ 239

#AT40 is on 1971 today but I’m thinking about β€˜75 β€” Neil Sedaka singing about laughter in the rain still makes me think of my first girlfriend, a torrid 4th grade romance that lasted all of 1 week and consisted of sharing erasers and working on math assignments together. I owe you big time Neil RIP

28.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotted in Nashville, today…

28.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9237    πŸ” 1454    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 55

Those Epstein files must be πŸ”₯

28.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

28.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new underwear is too tight, and I’m too stubborn to take them back.

28.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Timbers #RCTID πŸ™Œ

28.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Momoa & Dave Bautista should be in more buddy movies together 🍿 πŸŽ₯

28.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #Caturday Eve

28.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Are you accepting submissions?

27.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turns out War On Drugs had been holding back Kurt Vile that whole time or something

27.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MEMORIES OF DAD:
1976 Buick Skylark
β€œEat shit & die motherfucker!”
β€œTough tittie said the kitty when the tittie went dry”
β€œCleanliness is next to Godliness”
β€œWhile you’re up ..”
β€œMy heart bleeds” playing the world’s smallest violin
Thursday Nov. 19, 2015 β€” a week before Thanksgiving
Top of the Mark

27.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWondering if today would be the day when everyone would catch up with my phony ass.”~Gary S.

27.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you there God, it’s me Margaret ☎️

27.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s prettty fuckin brilliant

27.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marceline by Bill Sienkiewicz

22.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sign me tf up!

27.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pace yourself

27.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Patient, plodding, a green skin growing over whatever winter did to us, a return to the strange idea of continuous living despite the mess of us, the hurt, the empty. Fine then, I'll take it, the tree seems to say, a new slick leaf unfurling like a fist to an open palm, I'll take it all."

27.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Literary Theory A poem by Ada LimΓ³n

β€œOnce, I thought
if I knew all the words
I would say the right thing
in the right way,
instead language becomes
more brutish”

Read β€œLiterary Theory,” a poem by Ada LimΓ³n

08.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The poetry of Ada Limon

10.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fact the president of the united states is even thinking about asserting emergency powers to disrupt an election - just a few years after he incited an armed coup attempt - should be the top issue. but the media mostly shrugs and the opposition doesnt focus on it.

26.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13399    πŸ” 4369    πŸ’¬ 526    πŸ“Œ 185

She literally has 6 fingers!

26.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mitch Mc Connell reluctant hero for democracy

26.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely the first State of the Union where the president talked about the military killing unarmed fishermen as a laugh line

25.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7300    πŸ” 1719    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 56

Trump announcing a "war on fraud" is like the kool-aid man announcing a war on crashing through walls

25.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0