Straight Outta Yankton

Senator Ron Johnson is too stupid to be interviewed, let alone vote on wars.

His argument is that because we are in this mess, we have to support it for optics. Jesus fucking christ.

This guy may be worse than republicans, because he is so god damned stupid.

"Maybe"

Maybe?

Jury still out?

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"Get in losers. We are flushing our nation's prosperity. And lives.

For pedophiles!"

This motherfucker thinks he's playing civilization or some shit.

Nah, justice would be for him to live a life full of love and empathy and have it torn to shreds by some smug asshole that refuses to raise his kid.

If karma be a thing, this dude will love his children in the next life...and....well, thats just how it goes, days he, who arms his deranged child.

When the authorities came tk his home to investigate threats of a school shooting, he thought "better get my kid a new gun so that these threats heave more gravity."

Rot in jail, shithead. He's worse than his son because, like Dr. Frankenstein or Grendel's mother...he created the monster.

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Where are their life preservers ffs?
Kids on boats without preservers is dumb. Just Hella dumb. I don't give a shit how familiar with the water or boats they are. It is insane.

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Kelly Osborne would look soooo fabulous in white with black spots/patches.

Good to be seen

Almost no notes, save one:

They are childfuckers

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

Why has Biden done this?!?!?!

Drugs ruined my life.

Well, more accurately, drugs are saving me from a ruined life, and their cost and need to maintain employer coverage have ruined my life.

Thanks for all the bombs, though. A real taxpayers' treat.

How quick bluesky is to trend wrestling and SNL.

Yeah, yeah, the war is yesterday's news. Got it.

Corner drug dealers, jewelry stores, and Dwayne Jonson's agent can really shine here.

So much truth

Does congress even fucking exist?

Constitution already does that. On paper, anyhow.

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Yeah, happened to me as an adult. It was about the third time in my life that somebody told me, "could be MS". It was when I began to think this rare thing was very realistically possible. When L'hermitte's came, I had my certainty, even if drs needed yrs more.

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We need more of this

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Man, it would have been STELLAR if these ski boots and skis deals in got for myself and the kids arrived today while mom is out of town.

Tomorrow is going to be a lot of me saying, "if you understood how good this deal is, you'd be angry i didnt buy more."

We sell shirts that says "Team Trump"

After a few washes, it changes to "Team Pedo".

They won't notice their internal monologue is leaking.

A short drop for some seems fair, though, amirite?

Everything Trump has said so far during his State of the Union address has been said several times before during his other speeches.

No new material whatsoever. His team are completely out of ideas. Just repeating the same false facts and distorted narratives in a wholly incoherent and clumsy way.

Every winter, I am faced with Schroedingers snow gear...

"Ski gear is too fucking expensive."

-and-

"Holy shit. I can't not jump on this deal. They are basically giving me free bindings on these skis I've never demoed!"

Why do US Men's hockey cuck for pedophile and pedophile protectors?

Imagine partying with Kash Patel. I dont even thi k it is possible, as his existence kills all vibes.

CNN follows NPR and Politico in finding that DOJ scrubbed the Epstein files of evidence related to a woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was 13 years old.

I'm not gonna judge him for THAT. Been grappling with it since I was 6.