The Prodigy

Wait under 4 as in 5 and above or under 4 as in 3 and below 😭

You ever snag a 10/10 but they’re absolutely a 0/10 in bed yeah…….

Lemme hear that beautiful voice 🤩

The ass configuration will always be worth it

It’s the best kind of leg day but damn do my leg days take forever and absolutely kill me

My legs are soooooooooooo dead after this leg day I’m gonna be suffering tomorrow

But OHHHH BOY DOES MY ASS LOOK GOOD MHM MHM IKTMFR

if you say anything lower than 4 you're not allowed to get steak in my presence but I'll happily take you to a discount tire for your meal

Don’t play hard to get and just whip it out like god intended

Take me out to dinner first 🤨

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There’s only one thing to do

Was awaiting behind a guy as the Pokemon vending machine was being worked on, it’s shows up with a lot of product and he knew I was there and took basically everything available 😤

Even if you love them it’s still the worse

No worse feeling than expecting to be home alone after work only to find out your roommate didn’t work today :D

I’m gonna need proof preferably in a room in which there are no others 👀

I caved and brought Pokemon Pokopia

I caved and brought Pokemon Pokopia

You’re DONE!!

So Chicago 🚬 what’s the St. Patrick’s day plans considering it’s on a Tuesday

Now how do I get this!?

I always have this problem so nothing new unfortunately

Me next!

Oh 🫢

I’m sorry excuse me!?

My kind of party 🤣

This should’ve been my plans 😩

Sounds about right

tiny yet big and beefy

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Me not knowing where to take this peek 🤣

Have fun 🤩