guy walks in with a banana and says itβs evidence and then like what the fuck do you do with an evidence banana, you know?
05.03.2026 02:35 β π 94 π 2 π¬ 9 π 1guy walks in with a banana and says itβs evidence and then like what the fuck do you do with an evidence banana, you know?
05.03.2026 02:35 β π 94 π 2 π¬ 9 π 1If this is about Talarico you should give this a watch. Or maybe a read at 3x. He's very good on the subject.
05.03.2026 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
05.03.2026 01:04 β π 629 π 136 π¬ 11 π 8You say to yourself "Oh, look at that little alcove on the map, surely I will find something there." and from the sky Kojima whispers "lmao, no, just rocks"
05.03.2026 01:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well I suppose I'll bump defunding the SEALs a little higher up, as priorities go. GFY Senator Sheehy, you should resign in embarrassment.
05.03.2026 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OMG
04.03.2026 05:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine rolling out of bed on a Tuesday to go vote for Ken Paxton.
04.03.2026 05:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good to have a typo in your dumbass post. That's smart
04.03.2026 04:57 β π 43 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Tu no gustar Miguel Blumberg?
04.03.2026 04:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dog walking treat tonight
04.03.2026 03:23 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0This is fantastic news
04.03.2026 04:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Miss me with this two good candidates shit. Two good politicians, two people I'd have been happy to see win, sure. But one of them rab an inexplicably garbage campaign with wrecker tactics and I'll be shocked if the wrecker tactics stop just because the primary is over.
04.03.2026 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's important to understand that the chaos was built in at the outset by declining to agree to hold primaries in the now-usual way. This is just fallout.
04.03.2026 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do this and I don't fucking care, I'm getting tattoos of three F-15s on my fucking chest the next day.
04.03.2026 02:43 β π 106 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Jfc that's like 4 Ukraines
04.03.2026 03:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wasn't convinced Claude could really replace me until I watched it trigger fail2ban while configuring fail2ban and lock itself out, just like I would have. π«‘
04.03.2026 02:50 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know what to write, just see what's on Netflix
04.03.2026 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dolly should have just set jolene on fire
02.03.2026 03:35 β π 192 π 48 π¬ 9 π 1oooo in good news it looks like Gina won't have to endure a runoff
04.03.2026 02:21 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm having some French onion ideas
04.03.2026 02:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The moon was just lovely through the trees here a few hours ago. I can only imagine with the whole sky to herself.
04.03.2026 02:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blumenthal says we're going to war?
04.03.2026 01:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He can't keep getting away with this
04.03.2026 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't realize this was a quote, sir.
04.03.2026 01:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm offline for several hours and now there are posts about Chiang Kai Shek.
04.03.2026 00:58 β π 75 π 5 π¬ 5 π 2Stealth country songs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbk2...
04.03.2026 01:01 β π 35 π 7 π¬ 2 π 1Actually it's not, because talking about porking in public is not a common Southern use case.
04.03.2026 01:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0