Martini ✪ マルティニ

Who went to Denver for filming with his video production company ? This little homo did 😍

Can't wait to go back~!

I love how all it takes is hearing the words "Bad Apple" and I have a Pavlovian response to go play it on YouTube. Every. Single. Time.

Yeah, they're lucky they were dealing with you and not me, cus I would have said "Buddies? Is that the term we use to refer to people who fist each other?"

Not cus we do fisting but cus it's so beyond infantilizing to be called "buddies"-- like legit I would rather be called a faggot lmfaoooo

And on the fifth day, God invented fisting, and it was questionable at best.

The girls are literally fighting in the Denny's parking lot at 3 AM right now BICTH

Guess who's transmission just died going uphill on a country road 20 miles from home? 🙃

Since I'm on vacation, I have unlimited time to skeet-- doesn't mean I will more, but you'll probably get lots of little quips from me this week

That said, Baggage was the best dating/game show to ever exist and no one can convince me otherwise.

I just came on here to share a revelation-- there are two types of #YuGiOh gay. Fight me in the comments I guess

1.) Hooray!
2.) I'm a very casual Pokemon fan, so what constitutes 'creative team building' cus my idea of that is shoehorning Shedinja into every team I can 😂

A woman eating rice balls with chopsticks. On the back of her head is a huge mouth with tongue out and strands of her hair are feeding it rice balls.

In #JapaneseFolklore futakuchi onna is a #yokai that looks like a normal woman, but who is actually hiding a second mouth under the hair on the back of her head. Endlessly hungry, she uses strands of hair as tentacles to gather food and stuff it into her ravenous extra mouth.
#FolkyFriday
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Very upset with myself for missing my workout this morning 😩 Only like 3 days in and I've already failed myself

Thought I looked cute this morning so here, behold my face

I would like to personally blame @michaeldrummey.bsky.social for introducing me to the Bluesky equivalent of Cosmo quizzes

I am incapable of stopping myself

Please send help

I can't list just one so in no particular order:
Death Parade
Madoka
Blood+
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Code Geass
Noein
Paranoia Agent
Big O
K-On
.hack//SIGN
Trinity Blood
Eureka Seven
Btoom!
Chaos;Head
Bokurano
Witch Hunter Robin
Kill la Kill

And IDK if this counts but the Kara no Kyoukai movies

inspired by hiking thru wildflowers 🌷🌾🌻🌼✨

#pixelart

The worst thing about being bald that no one talks about is how much colder the world feels

Alright fitness journey officially started! Here's the starting point for anyone into this body type 🤪

I'm sorry to always put such random questions on the most recent post, please let me know if this is a problem!

That said, this got me curious, in terms of Character Creation for this insofar as Player Character; What can we look forward too in terms of customization ?

Texas Republicans Right Now: “Democrats are interfering with our right to vote to interfere with Democrats' right to vote! NOT FAIR! Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa!”

Spirit Animal What's Your Spirit Animal?

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I kinda hate how accurate mine is lol

I don't need the game to make every job/sub job combo viable, but damnit I wanna be a RDM/MNK and Enspell my fists

Like the game as a whole feels incredibly esoteric in a lot of regards, but the fact that it's a 20+ year old game means it's been "solved" and I wish the private server would do something to shake up that meta honestly

I've been playing a lot of FFXI on a Horizon recently, and there's so many things about the game that I think are really cool, but I also struggle with how much the 75+ Era disrespects your time

Regardless, I'm shaving today to look hot and I'm gonna post my starting point for my fitness goals so I guess look forward to that

7 people asked to see my dick and so I post it and it only gets two likes ?? Did I get bot baited into posting pole??

Getting ready to finally replace my broken glasses, and I go to Zenni, and how many of you knew they have a virtual try on feature where you can SEE them on your face in motion like gurl yess how did I not know this ?!

Your dose of cuteness 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Good morning friends!

fun moth facts! I am inside your home.