Micah Rodney

It's not a costume unless it comes from the costume region of Spirit Halloween. Otherwise it's just sparkling narcissism.

#ff14 #halloween

If you're trapped in a room during a fire, first check the exit door to make sure it's cool. If it is follow these three steps:
1. Open the door
2. Get on the floor.
3. Walk the dinosaur.

NINTENDO ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO THE VIRTUAL BOY AGAIN COMPLETE WITH AN ACCESSORY.

#Walmart out here selling us resealed frozen meals. This is packaging tape. What the actual fuck?

Me, waking up every morning. #metalgearsoliddelta

My plans for today.

So while I had traveled out of the country before this, one of my most aggressive "oh it's a big world and I am a child lost in it" moments was in 2019 when I went to #KupoCon Pomex and my online friend Kira hit me with: "I didn't expect you to have such a strong American accent."

That's late stage Captchalism for you.

All I want is some transparency when I'm ordering peanuts in the mail. That's right all I'm asking for is post nut clarity. #dadjoke #badjoke

YouTube video by John Williams - Topic Presenting The Hook

I know reviews of it remains mixed, but #Hook remains my favorite Robin Williams movie of all time. Incredible cast, great story, remarkably touching (hits even harder as a parent than a kid), and needless to say with John Williams as composer it has a god tier soundtrack. youtu.be/MzO21fkDO0g?...

Olive.
Odie.

Good to see blatant obvious lies are still part of the GOP playbook. Double plus good!
#NoKings #NoWarInBaSingSe

Ever since the day my child was born this image from the manga Yotsuba& has spoken to me. For the most part my child is pretty obedient but they are also clumsy and they have a lot of me and them and this is a scenario that could have absolutely played out in our household.

#FathersDay

I have a joke about Schroedinger's Cat... or do I?

I love the scholarly way you have about you where you can just casually drop a story from myth about a guy getting cuckolded by his nephew like it ain't shit.

DWARVEN CRAFTS. FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS.

As Square-Enix fanboys, we never take it off, my friend. But we've been eating good for the past 5 years so I'm hopeful.

What an absurd time to be living in, made slightly better by the existence of Seph-ItGetsBiggerISwea-Roth

YouTube video by Morgana Patrick Wee Woo

youtu.be/FZrFq5qvEHM?...

He's... just standing there menacingly?

I don't get the opportunity to play much anymore but I'm certainly going to be buying a few of those just for the pleasure of having them. That said I really love magic although I've only ever played standard. If you can find a shop running game nights and some friends to play with, it's worth it

So i double-checked and confirmed you follow @ryuuza.bsky.social and I swear by their work! Not trying to volunteer them (sorry if this if ool friend) but highly reccomend if they are willing.

Personally if I was attacked on the street I would use the power up that I'm hanging on to instead of leaving it to be picked up by my attacker up on my defeat. But I'm not completely without honor, I started carrying change so that it can fall to the ground in a neat pile upon my demise.

a man in a hooded jacket is surrounded by blue lightning . ALT: a man in a hooded jacket is surrounded by blue lightning .

Something something "lack of vision"

Begging you to get Paul Tinto to do some Cait Sith Palpatine dialogue.

Gotta hit 'em with this bad boy again at some point. Certified classic.

Picture unrelated.