Bea Arthur Pendragon

Winston Churchill would’ve eaten Trump for breakfast

The New Yorker and its fucking umlaut (shakes fist)

catching up on the men's free skate last night like

Hey @discord.com it would be great if you could put out a policy on what you consider age-restricted content so mods can try to salvage the life-saving online communities for marginalized groups that your new rule is going to compromise.

My downstairs neighbor has their heat up so high that my a/c kicked on.

It’s below freezing outside.

Dead silence would also work

Mom’s family: A prison ship
Dad’s family: Genocide

Yes, I majored in Dead (Mostly) White (Mostly) Men With Pens

Oh gosh, five classes I took in college. I don’t remember them all but these were some of my faves:
- Literary Modernism
- The Harlem Renaissance
- Introduction to Old English
- The Early Middle Ages in Europe (easily one of the most interesting classes I ever took)
- 19th Century American Lit

Microsodft dropping -10% because they said 45% of their future cloud business will be from OpenAI and the market assumed they’ll never get the money is a watershed moment for the AI bubble.

I need Jacob Tierney to do Fire Season next, with a quickness

What America will read this weekend while in line at the grocery checkout:

@peoplemag.bsky.social #ICE
people.com/ice-detains-...

oh my fucking god this is real
what

Car got towed at college. Couldn't reach anyone to pick me up. A girl overheard me and not only offered to drive me across town to pick my car up, she took me to find an ATM (pre Google maps) then stayed to make sure I got my car. Took two hours out of her day, and she wouldn't even take gas money.

Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

…shouldn’t the first amendment already be doing that

Has anyone ever bought anything from the J. Peterman catalog, or does it mostly just exist to perpetuate a kind of louche, luxurious Americana?

maybe heading towards some of those weeks where decades happen

PRESS HOME > TV > TV FEATURES Down to Puck: Why Women Are Going Wild for 'Heated Rivalry® The Canadian series with explicit male-on-male sex scenes has tapped into a long-overlooked corner of the audience - and caught Hollywood by surprise hollywoodreporter.com

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events

Hey kids, just a reminder that Ilya Rozanov is just as bisexual with Shane as he is with Svetlana! Thank you!

(Yes, I know the world is terrible and I hate what is happening in Venezuela, but I'm also sick and have about 3 functioning brain cells and they are going toward hockey smut today.)

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

Noriega 2: Electric Boogaloo

Is it just me or is the Season 5 dialogue way worse than it used to be?

You don't NEED a Bosch, but we had to buy one because it was the only one that fit our weird kitchen layout, and it is truly an amazing dishwasher. Almost silent, cleans great. Definitely worth the $$$ if you can afford it.

Rural hospitals have already shut down in states that didn’t expand Medicaid because not enough people can afford to use them. All of those doctors are gone. The private system is not going to save us.

As a former PR professional, I am sending a mental gift basket of wine and Tums to CBS’ crisis comms team, who are no doubt having a Night.

Truly an excellent week for athletes beating up right wing podcasters

hanukkah is frantically googling "what night does hanukkah start" a week or so into December

Bless Heated Rivalry’s heart, it’s as unwatchable as the book is unreadable. I’m just here for the butts.