Bea Arthur Pendragon

The place I ordered dinner from didn’t have the salad I wanted, so they substituted two cannoli and a slice of cake. Legendary. 10/10, no notes.

Oh no, SNW did Una’s wig so dirty this season. She looks like a milkmaid

Gotta hold down that corner!

I really could not get into it. The voice was weird and stilted (I think he was trying to echo the main character’s voice) and the age difference really squicked me out.

a man with a mustache wearing a star trek uniform is standing in a room ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a star trek uniform is standing in a room

BRB gonna make a fan account for Samuel Kirk’s slutty little mustache

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

Got my first T today. Pharmacy tech says, “Testosterone?” real chill at first and I say yes and then he clocks my voice and gets sweetly flustered like I'm the first Trans he's ever met and wants to do it Right but forgets to give me the bag so I say “I need my drugs” way too loud and then drive off

Ten writers by whom ive read more than five books:
1. Mercedes Lackey
2. Alan Furst
3. Diana Gabaldon
4. Ben McIntyre
5. Ellis Peters
6. Bernard Cornwell
7. Elizabeth Peters
8. Ernest Hemingway
9. KJ Charles
10. Cat Sebastian

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Oh I am fucked, aren’t I

Someone is barreling through all of my Stucky fics on AO3 and leaving the nicest comments today. Gonna ride this high for a while!

Stay away from Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean for sure.

I realize this is a pipe dream, but I wish these spineless twits would fight Trump instead of retire.

hot take fireworks should be banned and cities should only do drone shows from now on

Really cool of Aetna to retroactively deny a medical procedure it pre-authorized after I had it. Awesome.

When it’s too hot to cook….

This tactic was wildly popular when Lamar Alexander (a Republican, back before they lost their collective minds) famously walked the very long length of Tennessee. People want to see their politicians up close.

Maybe the second worst was Rob Roy, with the surprise rape subplot.

“Boyz in the Hood” — very good movie, but definitely the wrongest vibe for a first date I’ve ever had.

God my absolute heart is with the people of Iran, who’ve fought so steadfastly for their own liberation, and are getting fucked half a dozen ways by a whole pantheon of geriatric war criminals while being told they should be grateful for it

The New York Times front page.

I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

If you want to raise your game even further—write using your words but their syntax. Noun for noun, verb for verb, conjunction for conjunction.

This is genuinely one of the best exercises you can do as a writer!

Jesus fucking Christ, this poor family has been through enough. I cannot imagine the agony of knowing your loved one tried to murder dozens of people, and now this.

This this this

Routinely leaving home and your parents having no idea where you were or how to reach you all day.

The owners of my previous house (built 1950) featured an addition that required you to walk through the bathroom to get to the new master bedroom.

Nothing ages a person like evil

In Bloom

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgK...

OK chat, I want to know your favorite competence porn movies—movies featuring characters doing the unglamorous work of figuring shit out or solving a problem.

For example:
- Arrival
- Spotlight
- All the President’s Men
- The Martian
- Michael Clayton
- Zero Dark Thirty

Harrison Ruffin Tyler, Grandson of the 10th President, Is Dead at 96

This anomaly--that the grandson of a man who was born 235 years ago and elected president 184 years ago was still alive--has always fascinated me. American history is very long and very short and always weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/u...