The Goddamned Doug

Am I the only one that hates microwaves that automatically start going when you hit a number?

New name for a certain coworker: Bobby Ricky. Like a reverse Ricky Bobby. "If you're not last, you're first!" Basically, the guy that thinks he can't be fired as long as there's someone worse than him. Like he doesn't have to outrun the bear, just outrun the other guy running. But at work.

Everyone is citing different reasons Hogan was booed. Doesn't that just mean people have a lot of reasons to boo Hogan? We don't have to pick just one.

I just realized that since my company only has two people in this position; literally, if I'm not first, I'm last.

Remember when Andy had a breakdown and adopted ALL the dogs? I think I'm almost there and I think it's actually a very productive way to break down.

Snow without the possibility of snow days is like MAGA. Some people like it, but those people are probably idiots.

Jamie Hayter vs Julia Hart. And even the ref is attractive. Who booked this, Vince McMahon?!

I've always heard WWE tells a better story in promos but AEW tells a better story in the ring. First match they have on Max had a horribly telegraphed ending. I hope this gets better.