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OK the baseball game (as I accidentally called it 6 years ago, "the baseball match") is over you can stop now

stop making me think about stuff I don't want to think about

I know I know I know many people have said this before, but the longer time goes on, the weirder it gets to me

I dunno if this is still a thing done in public schools, but we were taught "This Land Is Your Land" as a weird vaguely jingoistic anthem (akin to it being more or less mandatory for us to have Pledge of Allegiance time, in spite of SCOTUS decisions), but it's one of the most populist songs ever

dusty old dust is a-gettin' my home 😑

oof, St. Pauli got pummeled 😮‍💨

oh. You're live-tweeting baseball (you don't understand how hard I tried to like it, so I didn't even know; it sure is no soccer, but maybe I just need something dynamic to actually keep my attention, or I'll nod off). Thought you meant our dumb fucking government. cuz I mean, same

man seriously though did Erik Petersen ever have a non-good song? Like ever, in his entire discography?

I truly don't think I can say that about another musician I know of (but feel free to contest)

I gotta be real, I did not suspect we would reach "roving mobs of white folks chanting "shame" at ICE" within 9 months, and it really feels like a sign of how much more horrifying it must be on the ground than those of us not there can even imagine.

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Yup! Just wanted to make sure I knew what you were referring to. His books are seriously all masterpieces.

anyway I'm now sharing this on social media because I truly don't give a shit anymore. Free Luigi, and seriously, fuck Pam Bondi (ever-relevant)

like, that was an immediate reflex. There were multiple other people in the room on their laptops also, & they all saw this comment from their creepy barely-verbal elderly (got 10 whole years on 'em 💪) coworker, & they all laughed & said "DAY-UM." A minute later I deleted it, cuz duh, but that stuck

once (grizzled voice:) a few months back, someone from the insurance team at my previous multi-practice work posted a thread on Slack asking how to elevate an insurance claim that had been denied (def not an Us-problem) & I was at my laptop for once, so I wrote "by shooting them 3 times in the back"

The author?

see, they are seriously so objectively Good 🥺

meandering Eric Adams voice: they are the Dolly Parton of professional German sports

big ol' chubby-cheeked all-black ex-street-cat sleeping peacefully on a beautiful multi-colored comforter

seriously he is just so perfect I don't know what to do 🥺🥺🥺

(4 hours ago he was swatting at and biting my mother — in an over-stimmied way, but she didn't know — when she came in for 5 minutes, furthering her weird lifelong ingrained hatred of cats. Goddamn it, Grackle! I swear he is so wonderful.)

likin' all of Elizabeth Smart's social media posts as a point of policy

man, really sucks when you see that the garbage people you knew in high school developed into really incredible, good people, while you have literally just rotted away in every single way

yup, for sure. Man, that Timothy Egan book about the Dust Bowl (The Worst Hard Time) is so incredible. Like 10/10 recommended reading for any human, especially in the US right now

dust bowl husband: i'm home

dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?

My food situation is critical. I'm completely out of food, hungry, freezing, and in severe pain. The stress and pain are overwhelming, and I can't stop crying. I urgently need to get groceries today. Any mutual aid helps me eat. Thank you.

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may I offer: rat-positive (those are definitely two different "babies," as me and my sister call them — I apologize for cheating) photos for the DC community. Stop hating rats pls 🥺

(this was from many moons ago, but I just... need to share. They are the best animals, seriously.)

such undercover cop bullshit

the alt text in the photos of my last post (namely, "capsules of 'bar-BIT-als,' to use a Rust Cohle word (nobody calls them that)" — I think the most unrealistic thing about True Detective was the thinking that you could score barbiturates (especially off the street) in 1995. If only 🥺

just a collection of the requisite collection of representative photos: white guy with straight brown shoulder-length hair and posing while wearing his custom-made Nudie suit with pot leaves, poppy flowers, and various pills and capsules of "barBITals," to use a Rust Cohle word (nobody calls them that)

just a collection of the requisite collection of representative photos: white guy with straight brown shoulder-length hair and posing while wearing his custom-made Nudie suit with pot leaves, poppy flowers, and various pills and capsules of "barBITals," to use a Rust Cohle word (nobody calls them that)

just a collection of the requisite collection of representative photos: white guy with straight brown shoulder-length hair and posing while wearing his custom-made Nudie suit with pot leaves, poppy flowers, and various pills and capsules of "barBITals," to use a Rust Cohle word (nobody calls them that)

if I ever remotely did a Halloween costume ever again (Elliot Alderson voice: "...probably not"), I would def go as Gram Parsons in his Nudie suit. For once I wouldn't have to do anything with my face or head to transform... just a bloated alcoholic face & stringy shoulder-length brown hair w/bangs

I feel so bad following & rooting for St. Pauli (better not tag 'em) cuz I love them so much, like everything about the culture & the politics is 👌 mwah 10/10 (as far as I've ever known). Like Dortmund will always be mine, but god, love St. Pauli, but also, man they suck. Such fun in the 1st league!

and whatever about Mayor Bowser, I don't even have the time or energy to engage with commenting about that right now, but thanks for your service, I guess. You're doing... so well 🤨

damn I'm feeling blindsided by the fact that Virginia & DC still apparently seem to be the only entities (last I heard, but just woke up 🥲) interested in funding food for countless people (wrote pumpkins at first). Don't even get the Youngkin (Va.) angle since he's leaving office, & he sucks, but 🤷🏼‍♀️

lol after I sent my mother a teary text message about this poster and how I don't remember where it came from but how much it means to me, she informed me: "Santa gave you that poster." lol OK sorry Ma

also where is my weekly due "thank god I'm Frasier" post that my dumb ex-boyfriend got me following you for years ago? 🥺