Here Comes Captain Platonic

Nobody pay attention to how that’s supposed to be “off”

Oh they pissed of RJ Palmer Pickmon is *fucked*

With the amount of people who don't wear a wristwatch anymore and just keep track of time on their phone, we've basically brought back pocket watches but made them also give you multiple mental illnesses

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

hey yall i'm opening fanfic commissions!

this month the numbers are doing Weird Things and i need a bit of money... i'd be very thankful if you could share this!

this is my ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/manwho...

you can find selected samples of my works below ⬇️

Some digital painting of bird in polygonal style. There's a common pigeon, a red kite, a carrion crow, a griffon vulture, two house sparrows and a Eurasian magpie

Some local birbs!

Os amo pipis.

#art #bird #birdart

Zero

I know it’s just another instance of the vision getting reality-tested as I attempt to realize it, but hrrrrrnnnnggghhhh…

My lines are displeasing me again

kettle dragon designs (again)

unfinished familiar faces

My favorite kinds of plants are ones that thrive on neglect

Highly recommend boundaries this airtight btw.

Especially if you’re gonna do things that emotionally resonate with people. Unfortunately, some people (not all, not even most) WILL be fucking weird about it.

Like buddy I am here to socialize and play in the space, but the moment you stop respecting my autonomy is the moment you can expect to learn a very abrupt and uncomfortable life lesson

The number of people who have tried to take advantage of my sociable and generous nature by attempting to crawl up my emotional ass has been kind of hilarious and Every Single One Of Them has been kicked in the face for it lmaoooo

Me at my .hack//G.U. Trilogy

From: The Kidnapping of the Sun and Moon (1968), dir. Sándor Reisenbüchler, Pannonia Film Studio

Note: flashing images

fma:b but the b stands for bear #fullmetalalchemist

A cartoon illustration of a man and his dog being surprised to see a ghost who's writing the word 'fart' on the wall of his home. Caption reads "Tony was shocked to find a ghost writer in the old house. And a rather crass one at that."

Poetry. #grickledoodle #ghost #horror #writing #fart #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

the yugioh card scapegoat with googly eyes edited on it

Scapegoat with googly eyes

3: Renaissance centaur
#monstermarch

If you cannot handle me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 1 you do not deserve me at my .hack//G.U. Vol 3

We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table

Capcom I really hope you did that on purpose. Because if you did?

*Chef kiss*

Man, I just realized something about Star Force with Pocky.

If Battle Network is something of a spiritual reboot of the classic series, then Star Force is a reboot of the X zeries, which would, technically, make Omega-Xis the spiritual "Zero" figure.

THAT'S. WHY HE'S. AN ARM CANNON.

L M A O

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs