Bertie Bob

Sound up for this. You can hear this from almost anywhere in the house when she really gets going.

Dawg Food

Close up of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s face as he realises all those chickens are coming home to roost

“Elite Human Capital”

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

There were also 1st, 2nd, and 3rd class tickets for both types of passengers. Wouldn’t want great aunt Esmerelda travelling with the riff raff to her final resting place

Photo of a man showing just the area between knees and belly. He is naked apart from underpants, which are black with a pale yellow stripe down the middle. His “gentleman’s area” bulges ominously.

I have questions.

*stares in 50*

View through a window out onto the sea. The sky is cloudy and heading towards dusk. In the foreground is a garden table on which a pine marten is eating treats.

We did a tour of Scotland a couple of years back and stayed in a cottage for a few days where these little fellas visited in the evening

Would absolutely love to have an MP who could also plumb in a new shower.

What do you want? “Action”?! Pah!

“LOL” said the scorpion

Press Baron to Tabloid Monster isn’t a particularly long journey

It was Guitar Hero and similar games for me. Introduced me to a ton of bands, old and new.

There’s a lot in there that tallies up with why I love running Mage: the Ascension and why it’s my favourite game. We’ve just started a new story cycle after a year off, but in the last cycle I ran horror stories, adventure, romance, mystery. The only constant was the PCs and their personal stories

American police car with “Sandwich Police” written on it in official lettering

Careful. Don’t want a visit from these fellas

Right then, time to turn on the old labour charm and win back the pig people we told to fuck off

Mob justice for the ruling class has traditionally been a bit more choppy choppy than this has so far been.

Some of it might have been.

Friend of mine worked in a stool sample lab. He has a similar story, but it wasn’t lasagne…

Is a sex tip a very niche dogging locale?

Similarly, when I was a poor student, pasta with soy sauce and a knob of "butter" (non-dairy spread) was an absolute joy.

My younger brother, aged 8 or 9, came up with "what a load of crap this is" to the Eastenders refrain

Shitpost 451

I simply do not get it. Every single RPG has, implicitly or explicitly, the golden rule of “don’t use this bit if you don’t want to”. Why do these losers close themselves off to potentially wonderful experiences just because the writers gave some thought to not upsetting people? It’s maddening.

The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

You started with tartan bum, right?

@fiski70.bsky.social

His brother owns all the prisons though.

Harder to accidentally drop in the toilet though