JEHOVA’S THICCNESS

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The gym is playing Sleep Token

Underarmor out here selling milk jugs

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Me because I’m off work today and it snowed:

My kids counselor keeps spamming me with the newsletter

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Achievement unlocked:

I made a grown man with muscles blush like an idiot today

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I just had to smoke a blunt ti keep from driving down to Georgia and kicking my ex-father-in-law in the balls…

The reason why I’ll probably going to stay single forever is because I don’t want people to know where I live…

I don’t want you to think you have that kind of access to me, my house is my space, my space is for me

This was a fun read

Ordered a pizza because I just worked 10 hours….and I don’t recall ordering a scrambled pizza….

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There’s a part in the movie “Showgirls” where it’s an outside shot, and there’s like a valet getting in and out of a car, and when he does you can hear in the most country twangy-ass voice

“SHALL WE WALK INTO THE WI-YUND”

And I say that shit like all the time

To everyone who thinks 3d printing is stupid

I just saved 100 bucks printing a cover for my ex’s rear view mirror

I will never not know every word to this song

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It’s official, I’m a gym person. I now own a bag that’s just for taking with me to the gym

I’m starting to think they keep casting Jared Leto in stuff they don’t want to make in the first place….

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I love when recruiters call me while I’m taking a shit and I gotta keep muting the damn phone so they don’t hear the toilet sounds

According to this online test that I took before meeting with the VA, the hobby I’ve been doing for years would make a good job

I wonder what they talk about when I’m not around

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You ever been so tired that you screamed when you got into bed and under the blanket……

Just me?

It’s cause I’m smart

It’s wild watching them talk about how the economy is collapsing while eating my lunch at the warehouse job I had to pick up because I can’t find a job in the field I’m educated to work in….

Boy I can’t wait to get home from work hauling boxes and get yelled at in a game by strangers who just picked up a character and are using it in comp for some reason

The bathroom being so far from the work area has to be some kind of violation, almost pissed myself

My 17 year old son texts me like a 50 year old boomer

Columbus Ohio is such an unserious place…

….all my hoodies are cooler than all of the men I know

You ever been sick and gone to bed and woke up still sick and you’re just like what the fuck, I went to sleep like 4 times since I started being sick why am I still sick?

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Real footage of me building my UX portfolio today:

Update:

It killed the hdmi for my drawing tablet 🫠

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I curse the person who put the off switch on the side of the power strip my foot keeps hitting

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