Jay W. Farley

Thanks, arcade machine at the roller rink! I'll keep that in mind!

I know lots of you have strong opinions on this topic, so I hope this will be of interest:

"You are being asked to participate in a survey of romance authors and readers that is being conducted by Prof. Bridget Kies in the Film Studies and Production program at Oakland University."

A selection of text saying "We decided not to change Shaun's first name as he wasn't as used to the clandestine life as I was. I joked that I was going to pronounce it as Sean, but I only got an odd look in response."

Vampires: putting the "dead" in "deadpan" even 450 years in the future.

Thank you!

I am envious of my wife's writing community and wondering if there is one for me.

MS Word suggested edit to turn "months" into "months into a baby"

MS Word suggested edit to change "writhed" to "wrote"

MS Word suggest edit to change "knives" into "knifes"

MS Word Suggested edit to change "weren't" into "been"

More suggest edits from Microsoft Word! I swear this program gets crazier the more I edit. #books #writer

Hi, my name is Jay I use the word "rueful" too much in my writing. Thank you for your support as I get to grips with this.

Please include me, thank you!

Today the family is going to a cabin in Jim Thorpe, PA! The town of Jim Thorpe is famous for the fact that the real Jim Thorpe never once set foot in it before he died, then they stole his corpse to erect a monument to him! Pennsylvania is the most bizarre state in the US!

It's the only ending that makes sense with all the hints that have been dropped. It also explains why Martin is taking so long, he is is contract negotiations for the rights. #asoiaf #gameofthrone

A section of a word processor programming showing "“Give me a— oof!” Button’s shout was interrupted by an unusual sound, something like an orc getting punched in the stomach mid-sentence. “Just a moment.”"

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Hulk Hogan & @HulkHogan Follow I have the files on Jeffrey Epstein and my friend Donald Trump. It gives me no joy to say he's a kiddy diddler, brothers. Also I converted to Islam. HH.

I can’t believe this was his last tweet

Today, do something for Hulk Hogan and unionize your work place. That racist old prick would hate it, its a great way to make him suffer more.

With respect to all my dead tree friends #books

This poor woman starts crying and asks him to stop, yet AI perverts are soyfacing at this awful shit

If you play Alpha Legion you can just lie and say they're a different Legion when you get bored with them.

"I write books about characters who do not express emotions and do not connect to the setting or characters around them and no one wants to read them." Skill issue bro, my characters are well-rounded, emotionally invested participants in the story and nobody wants to read my books either!!

That these cowards and dilettantes think themselves not even my peer but my superior (because I write gEnRe FiCtIoN) is a scathing insult to me.

lol. lmao. Sounds like a you problem man, maybe you just suck. Skill issue.

A screenshot of the IMDB trivia page showing only the entry "During filming, production was almost stopped due to the poor performances of the actors."

I have a movie on one of my monitors that is so bad that this is the only IMDB trivia entry. Glorious. The one thumbs down is making me laugh so hard, you know one of the actor's moms signed up for IMDB just to do that.

Ya'll remember when private citizen Joe Biden asked Twitter to follow their rules by not sharing revenge porn of another private citizen and conservatives lost their mind? Now the President is directly working with media owners to crush stories.

Trying to explain to my friends that there isn't a global conspiracy of the rich and powerful hidden behind the rich and powerful people is so weird! Like even the Marxists who should have that as their whole thing are like "no, there are Even More Capitalister People and they want to screw kids."

Wow, if trans people not voting for a candidate means a Republican wins the election, maybe it is in the interests of the Democrats to run a candidate they can vote for?

I don't know why so many people I otherwise respect are sharing a post that is basically "The thing about the Epstein List is *repeats the entirety of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion verbatim*" and I wish they would stop!

I’m not sure it was who first made the observation that the key political question of our time is “Who was president in 2020,” but that person was right.

The official position of the White House and the Speaker Of The House is that God killed a volunteer firefighter to help Epstein's friend live to cover up the largest pedophile ring in American history.

Boy, I wish that the pathological need to arrive 15 minutes early the military instilled in me didn't include movies in theaters.

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The next chapter following a totally vanilla, absolutely normal adventuring party is up on my Patreon! Follow Erik the barbarian wizard, Beth the agnostic cleric, and Button, the revolutionary rogue as they about, having fun and excitement!
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I am forty years old, you trying to explain video game talking head streamer drama to me is an actionable threat and I will defend myself.

My oddest review (so far) is "Why would vampires be on a spaceship, they can't live where there is science" so I feel this one.