John PrAther

Virgina touches my favorite great lake, the Atlantic Ocean

holy shit

They who lives by the break, dies by the ice

Yes, this is as dumb as you think it is. But also, I opened ROH!!!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it throw stones

Yes

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Text conversation with a lot of dumb malaphors. An eye for an eye leaves the horse blind Guns don't kill people... Horses kill people You have to crawl before you throw stones One small step for man, one giant leap for horse kind The horse is in your court Walk softly and carry a big horse Walk softly and carry a glass house

Back to malaphor season

Forthed

Deliberate action as opposed to algorithms.

Stumble upon was ahead of it's time, but I do think it was the gateway drug to where we are now.

Good news then! You can now also watch short form video content on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky, LinkedIn, etc.

🙃

It has taken a LOT of effort to return it back to where it once was. A lot of blocking and deliberately liking videos of hashtags I want to see. But more than anything, follow creators I like and scroll the friends tab.

Bird drinking from a lid. Caption says RDU, terminal 1, on my way to 🏂 when I met the thirsty little birdie at the gate 🐦

And reels brings me back to his POV

Instagram screenshot. Man in airport puts water from his bottle in the lid so a bird can drink. Top comment is that person saying "That's me!!!" Second comment is an author saying "Hey I wrote that book that's on his lap!"

Here's a healthy break from your doomscroll. Sometimes the Internet is alright. (Read alt text)

Did you see Royal Gamble? (Reagent card)

now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head

Golem looks like a party animal though. First name basis with every bartender in town. Smacks the jukebox and half the wall explodes.

The level of restraint it's taking to not copy paste this and post it as my own...

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Whoa! You're totally right -- that's not the clitoris; that's a freckle on your labia. Let's come up with a solution to enhance pleasure in the bedroom!

🛏️ Find the clitoris
🛏️ Lick it slowly
🛏️ Play a playlist of smooth jazz

Used to be funny to see a little jab. Now I just know it's an obsession.

Even though we share a common enemy, if someone's bio specifically mentions how anti🟠 they are, it's an auto block.

Your bio should be about you, and if you truly were who you say you are, anti🟠 would be so obvious.

I was born on 6/8. I come before 69. :(

Where is Lou Holtz today? a summary of him, with a white block that says "ground" over the top

ground

I'm the informed one in a lot of my friend circles. It's taken a hard toll on my mental to constantly be the bear(er) of bad news.

"Fun" game I like to play is Onion or Not, by posting the headlines and have people guess. It at least gives us some sanity knowing things aren't.

He's not a fighter, I'll put in a good word for you. 😘

I'd play that

I have a friend who's first name is Chakotay

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”