Jerry Giraffe

I really dont want to know where that guy was smuggling in the ham and bread…

If you’re looking for comedians with a backbone, check out the “Dont Tell Comedy” channel on YT.

Ive found a lot of new, hungry comedians with fresh, insightful setups and punchlines.

Bill, Jim, Sebastian(?!), fucking hell guys…

Tim Apple has already bent the knee. This isnt surprising in the least. Coward.

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Yea, truly a mystery how this happened…

LolMets…you cant outrrun, your destiny!

Fantastic work here as always Jason and FG team. Sending some dollarbucks your way!

God tier since they made to switch to Coke last month!

Why did KWIII get bumped down so low this week?

Ive got Benson and & Judkins (std league) and now suddenly Im stressing which two to pick. (As of now Benson on my bench)

My Mom is as anti D+ as it gets. I should check in and see if she got a new scrip from them today…

The @twinsbaseball.bsky.social fired their entire 4 person scouting staff.

I dont know what is more ridiculous, this level of money saving pettiness or that they only employed 4 scouts to begin.

More like doubling the amount goals allowed at the death to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory.

Roast Beef sandwich at Clanceys.

Just wanted to ask you “why no ipas?”

Just sec, I gotta hear what this time traveling liberal arts professor from Translyvania has to say about Hurts.

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JJ out there making me miss the final 2 games of Sam Darnold.

“Franchise Quarterback”

uhh, you sure about that?

Wait until you learn about the Vikings/Dortmund duo….

2025 Twins baseball: “Rise as None”

Yep, have done a lot of research on getting that Italian dual citizenship status approved. Thanks, great-grandpa!

Just the bottom of the barrel people here, looking to capitalize on this tragedy.

Had to use the word “blast” there, eh buddy?

Ghouls.

The Bundesliga no doubt has amazing talent, just like the other big leagues in Europe.

But lately it seems due to the absurd funds available in the PL, they are no longer able to remain in Germany.

Have you seen the sum Brentford (?!) is offering Dortmund for Beier? Its just nuts.

No, what would give the Parents of those two children - and the countless others injured and mentally scarred from this some peace - is to take the fucking guns away.

Thats a a lot of money (for this club) for a guy who is far from a sure thing and will start out on the bench. Could evolve into a fine deal though, fingers crossed!

it does threads? /s

Would be super awesome if Dortmund didnt make it a point of consistently being outclassed by underrated players/teams on the regular. Its exhausting and predictable.

@stefanbuczko.bsky.social That 7th place finish you predicted looking right on course after today. 

Hey, its not like they had over a month to address the blatant lack of CB depth…

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Dortmund 25-26, this is worst matchday of the season

Things are getting spicy at the Fair this morning