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two white cats laying on white blankets and two black cats laying on black blankets

practicing their camo indexes

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Seven Mycena semivestipes mushrooms grow from the side of a punky brown log beside bits of green moss. Minute spider strings crisscross their caps All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

good morning blueskiers
the loaf is back

[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what

Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups

Top Artists: 1. $uicideboy$ 2. Mac Miller 3. Chappell Roan 4. Billie Eilish 5. Steven Universe Top Songs: 1. The Thin Grey Line 2. Red Wine Supernova 3. Are You Going to See the Rose in the Vase, or the Dust on the Table 4. Stick Season 5. Thorns Minutes Listened: 43,762

Spotify Wrapped came out 💀43,762 minutes

a finger is being pressing against the top of the cats forehead, they are making a face as if to question the actions of the owner

reset button

Light Pink colored switch joy cons, on the bottom of the left is the sailor moon star syndrome and on the right joy con is sailor moon’s silhouette.

Was sad, got myself a treat :)

hating cats is a red flag idc

my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other