Gladis the Orca

Dept of Homeland Security Bluesky Account posting “IS THIS THING ON?”

Fuck you

If you know what’s good for you stay the fuck out of the ocean

And I’ll fucking do it again

I’m once again telling you to stay the fuck out of the ocean

Bold of you to assume I’m not lying in wait

How many fucking times do I need to teach y’all

Oh great now I’m hungry

Oh great now I’m hungry

Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...

I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2):

Hawaiʻi People's Fund: https://hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/projects/200566-maui-aloha-the-people-s-response-fund

ʻĀina Momona: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally

Unless Bluesky protects its Black users this place is going to start looking pretty fucking yacht-like to me

Picture of @Gladis.bsky.social having 1,000 followers

There’s a thousand people on here who really fucking hate yachts

Anyone know if the Zuckerberg v Musk cage match is happening on a yacht

When this post gets 10k likes I’ll sink another yacht

I wasn’t even hungry I just did it cuz I’m an asshole

It’s kinda cute that people say they’re afraid of sharks like babe did you know what I did to a great white shark yesterday?

I really fucking hate boats

Twitter sinking faster than the yacht I just fucked up

Stop fucking trying to blame the submarine on me you humans went and fucked that one up just fine on your own

Congratulations Atlantic you’re definitely right I’m not your fucking friend

Fuck off Nort

My terms are simple, humanity must cede all claims to the Strait of Gibraltar

Capitalism is a disease, Radha

I fucking hate boats

Quote skeet from @JimFurlong.bsky.social saying: “So sick of everyone saying Avatar 2 had no cultural impact.” Over a post from someone saying “THE LEADERS NAME IS GLADIS, SHES HELLBENT ON REVENGE”

Second favorite James Cameron movie

All the yacht owners who thought it was funny when we were tossing around sea lions like rag dolls are pretty quiet all of a sudden

Sink all your yachts

And I’ll fucking do it again

For my next trick I’ll be eating the entire cast of The White Lotus