Hard ER Enthusiast! @uniquelymalik

Whenever I take the subway, I refuse to sit in the back in honor of Rosa Parks.

14.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Valentine's Day, Fart Niggers!

14.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hiiii handsome!!! 😍

14.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really did too!!! the fact that she just said it to herself makes it even funnier

13.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just watched it again, and I know it shouldn't be as funny as it is but OMG 😂😂😂

13.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am laughing OUT LOUD

13.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Friday!!

13.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fart Nigger.

Like….what??? Imagine being called that. I know it’s really inappropriate, but I have been laughing all evening about this.

13.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"fart nigger"

why is that word anywhere in your brain, whites?

12.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Excuse me WHERE did you come up with this because I am using it expeditiously

12.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idk, I kinda love it when people mistake me for a woman. I was out at brunch with my dad in Chicago, and someone complimented my coat, and told their server, “I’ll have what that young lady is having.”

My Dad didn’t flinch, just looked at me, and we both laughed. Being comfortable and Queer is IT!

12.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whew.

12.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Messaging you!

11.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James Van Der Beek died?! WHAT????

11.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi friends! I am writing my first substack article and would love to get some extra eyes on it before I publish. Let me know if any of yall have time/capacity. 🫶🏽

11.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Oh so this must be where the freaks go at night

11.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well now I’m curious so let me make a MF account

11.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That just feels like so much effort!

11.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not have Snapchat. What y’all be doing on there? What does it mean if a man asks you if you have Snapchat?

11.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1