𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖌𝖔

damn shawty u got hella reproductive letters in your name

“ive gotten fingered at dees before”

smoking them stem cells

consome on the corvette. maybe its a good thing you dont cum

common sense chases me but i am faster

the woke left??? without saying goodbye??

they shouldve named u fentanyl. fent for short

real

pauses not punchlines

oh fuck almost forgot my texas tea ♟️ 🎯

rare moment

“i love when u get drunk enough to slut out”

id watch religiously no joke

“spinning the block sexually old testament style”

when my fucked up steering alignment lines up perfectly with a curve on the road 💕

being selected as someones mcm/wcw was like being first round pick in the nfl draft for a week

hotter than a cartel barrel in the middle of a desert deal

damn, shawty hotter than a spoon in a crackhouse on payday

to the chick at taco bell who tried to make small talk, i wish i could say i made zero sense because i was violently high, but the truth is i’m just kind of retarded and it’s been a long day. my communication skills were non existent

"you know that list of monsters of north america? they should've had you on there " -santi to me

future spouse blueprint: liz phair

retirement plan is the plot of babygirl

enjoying gods creation on juan and sorens roof

coming to the realization couch comfort levels have a big impact on me

found some wonderful smoking spots in my mr rogers ass neighborhood while on a run. also actually excited for this 5k this month

fav part abt living in slc

do u want to go bowling

on my way