Swizzle Stix

This is far better than what came up with!

While I don’t participate in no nut November, it’s already ruined as we got back from the concert past 1am this morning and I certainly did take what I wanted.

Guess this just means I need to do often nut November now?? 😹

Not when I can’t stand up from my desk most days 😆😆

This is me lately

You’ve reminded me a have a full pineapple in the fridge right now 🤔

Let me treat you like the princess and strumpet you really are…

Well you certainly have my undevided attention now 👏

The horny is strong today. Someone might be getting mauled soon

a blue cat laying on a table next to a glass ALT: a blue cat laying on a table next to a glass

Do you know this for certain?? 🤔

Satan’s ass did I need that release. Been a pent up monster all weekend. Finally home and finally destroying the partner was long overdue

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bed with his legs crossed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a bed with his legs crossed

My lap is disturbingly free of anyone humping it currently.

If people want to follow this account to witness how I am indeed going straight to hell, they are more than welcome 😹

Not sure *why* they’d want to be here though.

The amount of follows I get on this account that magically disappear a few weeks after is amusing. No, I’m not following you back if your profile has no content or is clearly spam/bot. Thanks for the laugh though

Thinking about tying someone down onto a bed and then the partner and I fuck over/on them as they’re used as our personal furry fuck pillow. Unable to move, do anything about it or get themselves off in anyway.

Definitely in a mood & really need to make this happen to a friend. Taking applications

Someone come and do this to me. Please and thank you

Going from once to twice daily fun romps while on vacation to nothing since Friday has not been the pendulum swing I wanted. Got a chest cold from the AC over there and it’s been kicking my ass. I need to be better soon because I’m fucking ravenous. Kitty needs to devour soon

How do you violate three holes at once? Magic fingers, baby!

Oh, and mini me as well 😹

The routine so far:
Wake up late, head out into the unyielding heat
Return a few hours later to cool off because thats all we can handle
Shower, siesta
Wake up, fuck
Go out into the (less) sticky heat for the evening
Get back late, shower, fuck again
Rinse, repeat
I get ultra horny when traveling 😹

The heat is killing sexy times over here. Desire is certainly there, after 20 minutes I’m a sweaty mess and uncomfortable.

This why murrsuit fun needs lead up before the full act 😹

Good boy 😼

Horny kitty? Horny kitty. Someone is getting filled good tonight

There’s nothing to grab now though 😹

Looking good! I’ve toyed with doing it myself.

A weekend of being high AF and good music? Sounds like a hell of a plan. Hoping the weather behaves somewhat as it’s supposed to rain a fair bit Saturday. Might be wet and sloppy and not in the best way 😹

Don’t be kink shaming 😹😹

I really need to find accessories for my suit and get my own ‘look’. It’s tough as I’ll try something and realize it’s not the right one. It’s getting pricey constantly trying things 😿

Really looking forward to our trip coming up in a couple of weeks. Sex in a new country just seems like a great achievement 😹

Make sure you have a 20lbs silicone dildo in there as well next time 😹

When one hand just isn’t enough for the beast 😹

Pop rocks any better? They’re messy as well, just curious which is messier. For research purposes….