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Blake Wexler

@blakewexler.bsky.social

Wexcellent stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & ABC, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist. πŸ€ͺ Come see me live and watch my hour special β€œDaddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube: https://linktr.ee/blakewexler

1,267 Followers  |  60 Following  |  253 Posts  |  Joined: 08.07.2023
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I’m so sorry hunny I can barely hear you. Did you just say your husband went out to shovel? As in only one?

23.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Yorkers: do not take this winter storm lightly. Open mic comedians are canceling their roast battles. If that’s not a harbinger of doom I don’t know what is.

22.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe we have to deal with this shit again

22.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy to think that this is a picture of a freshly-minted, 37-year-old alpha

16.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I finally get to do an hour of stand-up in Atlanta and it’s happening on March 5 at @heliumcomedyatl.bsky.social!

🎟️ atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/345562

13.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discussing Mamdani’s campaign promises 🚽 @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #mamdani #publicrestroom #podcast #numbertwo

09.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ pleas**

08.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eagles fans needed a year off

08.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The snow is not fun anymore.

02.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I legit just threw out my back trying to separate the art from the artist

28.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Running my new hour at one of the best places this Saturday. Get your 🎟️ here: www.artsquest.org/event/blake-...

27.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know nothing about EDM music, but I think I took a selfie with a famous Swedish DJ on my walk this morning

24.01.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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24.01.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loling

21.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just texted you the Gonzo thing

21.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rarely speak about this publicly but I was the intimacy coordinator on Muppet Treasure Island

20.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Big one in Brooklyn tonight! 8pm at Littlefield, featuring some of my fav comics @brittany-goblin.bsky.social, Brittany Cardwell & Michael Longfellow.

🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

16.01.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting your 1st nickname is a big deal. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield.

🎟️ Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

#dad #nickname #brooklyn #newyorker #standup

15.01.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Running my new hour with some special guests in Brooklyn tomorrow night! Tix still available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

15.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One can only hope

15.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haahahahhahahaha

15.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really should be opening for him

14.01.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯€ The New York food scene was very different in the 1940s & 50s.

Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield with special guests @brittany-goblin.bsky.social and Michael Longfellow.

🎟️ Get your tix www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

13.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

12.01.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ I don’t wanna know!

10.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahahah it’s the only option

10.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently my Great Uncle did weird body stuff at Coney Island. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show on 1/16.

🎟️Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

07.01.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He takes 90%

07.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ don’t tell him that

06.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home.

NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

05.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0