Blake Wexler

Might have a little too much love for The Zeitgang & @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social

Very confused by this bar’s vibe

This is so true

OMFG this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen

You can literally hear the stress in my voice. I’m back from 🇮🇪, Philly get your tix to see me and my friends on Friday! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

This made my day! Honestly I would love to come to Mississippi! Just have to find the right venue

May the lord bless you, and may I thank you Josh!

There’s for sure a Midwest influence there, Philly’s version of “yinz” is “youse”

We had @blakewexler.bsky.social on episode 1899 ‘Coldplay RUINS Lives! Unabomber Humble Brag!’ - listen now!

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@jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

Stacey!!!! 😭😭😭

When I take out the trash, I think it’s fun to try and toss the bag from our deck into the trash can. My wife found a video of me doing it last night, and I look completely insane. Like I have no brain in my head at all.

If it’s self-disgust you’re looking for, may I suggest making your bed at 5:11pm on a Wednesday

Philly! On 8/1 for the first time in my career I’m going to be doing a completely improvised stand-up set. I’m very excited and have no idea what the hell is going to happen so I’m bringing some of my favorite comedians along for the ride. Get your tix here 👉🏻 www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...

Even BMWs are struggling with negative self-talk

This past week my first hour “Daddy Long Legs” hit 200K views!

That’s a long line of people who watched me talk for a long time about a long list of things including those long-legged freaks.

I love this special, and I think it’s really great. Watch it for free here: youtu.be/aEnGRBHbyw4?...

Whose. Whose. Whose. Whose. Whose!!!!

If anyone’s looking for work, Starz is hiring a pervert whose good in group settings

Everyone knows that waging war on multiple fronts is bad military strategy. Going to be very difficult for Trump to do it against both The Middle East and his own people in Los Angeles.

😂😂😂

It’s so great being back stateside

Every couple years Emerson College’s alumni magazine confuses me with someone who is producing musicals in Nigeria.

I have no idea how this keeps happening but it makes me laugh every single time.

⚾️ They did not hire me for this

I’ve always said there’s a ton of money in the ass

A goose 180 🪿

Chris Martin doing QC for Gwyneth’s vagina candle? 🕯️ 🍑 #podcast #goop #privatefunction #coldplay #gwynethpaltrow @leeicedtea.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

I 💚 old dogs 🐾

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Osama Bin Loggin’

Economy’s so bad squirrels are getting priced out of trees

All credit due to His Holiness