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Zoë Klar

@zoeklar.bsky.social

industry plant

265 Followers  |  78 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.4576

Latest posts by zoeklar.bsky.social on Bluesky

finally some good news

11.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wild to see so much chaos over eggs when they taste like that

09.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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he can take away my rights but he can never take away this

23.01.2025 20:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have major regrets

22.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i've been working in social media for about over decade and definitely have thoughts on what is currently going on: 🧵

22.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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don't let the nazis distract you from this

22.01.2025 19:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just saw there is no designated survivor for the trump inaug - i need norovirus to do her worst rn

20.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your end of 2024 photo dumps are beautiful. thank you for only sharing the bad stuff. ❤️

01.01.2025 15:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new year, same me despite my best efforts

01.01.2025 04:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how i found out

30.12.2024 23:59 — 👍 35    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

everyday is like “tiktok couple avery manchego and denny balls call it quits”

26.12.2024 16:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the internet was at its best when it was exclusively millennials lying about their age

18.12.2024 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

making me send emails from the outlook desktop app is workplace harassment

17.12.2024 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

connections has gone nonverbal (vaxxed)

12.12.2024 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards for our assassins

05.12.2024 19:17 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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still an undefeated champion

07.12.2024 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards for our assassins

05.12.2024 19:17 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

my spotify wrapped is embarassing af. you couldn't torture this information out of me.

04.12.2024 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sit back? sure
relax? highly unlikely
enjoy the flight? hasn’t happened once

27.11.2024 17:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t believe i filled in my brows for this

26.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i couldn't put my finger on it butsomething felt off the past few weeks. then i read ellen degeneres left the country and now it all makes sense.

21.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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big ed meeting jojo siwa healed my inner child

21.11.2024 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the three months i ran the deuxmoi account on bluesky were the greatest days of my life. i'll never forget when i threatened to kill john krasinski as an anonymous pop culture blogger.

20.11.2024 23:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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love to show solidarity ❤️

19.11.2024 18:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stop them!

19.11.2024 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watched an entire doc on the stanford prison experiment so i think i am qualified to say… not our best work.

19.11.2024 16:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me starting over on a new app

18.11.2024 20:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people are flocking to bluesky presumably because i’m here.

18.11.2024 15:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just saw a glimmer of hope: huge sale on temu

06.11.2024 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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