Restore Legal Services for Unaccompanied Children This week, the government froze legal services for unaccompanied children, leaving over 26,000 children without access to their legal counsel. This strands children, some as young as toddlers, without...

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I don't know if there were ever 2 named women in a single scene and no women talk to each other at all so this movie has never even heard of the Bechdel test but exist aside it was still a 7/10.

Skip Love Hurts, stream Captain America but seek out The Monkey asap if you're ok with the gore.

9/10 plus Theo is hot af and you get two of him in this movie.

We saw Captain America Brave New World tonight and it was very good! Harrison Ford is amazing, Anthony Mackie is perfect, and Sebastian Stan even makes a small appearance.

I can't truthfully say I watched Love Hurts because I passed out almost immediately. I heard it was boring.

I DID watch The Monkey and other than a bit of slow pacing in the middle it was a wonderful comedy/horror movie, genre that is quickly becoming a favorite for me.

It isn't playing more than once a day in my local theatres so be sure to find it on a streaming service when it comes out if you don't mind the blood and a little gore.

Companion 10/10 The "twist" is revealed really early on and is super easy to see coming so I'm kinda hesitant to even call it a twist. I'm not sure if I'd classify the movie as horror or suspense or comedy or some mash up of all three but whatever it is it was fun and never too serious.

Some days the decisions are harder than others

Just look at any Gish item ever

We are in trouble

Corporate jobs:
Me: hey X I'm going out of town, can't work these days.
CJ: k, tell Y
Me: hey Y I'm going out of town, can't work these days.
CJ: k, tell X
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Fly Eagles Fly

Gaparilla 2025! @doomtrain-suplex.bsky.social @americaneejit.bsky.social

Called my boss frustrated over an issue that I'm having with the mail being delivered and he thinks that there must be something else bothering me to get me so upset. No dude, sometimes it's just the mail that makes me cry like this. It doesn't need to be that deep.

Some days I'm really good at my job and other days this place crushes my spirit. Today is a crushing day.

A Guide to Police Interactions, Preamble

With all the craziness in the United States today, I feel it's important to let everyone know how to handle police interactions. I'll go over the basics on how to protect yourself from the labyrinthine and monolithic criminal justice system in America.

The American legal system and police are ultimately designed to arrest people. They will maliciously and intentionally misinterpret and misconstrue anything you say to achieve their ends. Leave no ambiguity for them to work with. Know your rights, and exercise them at all times.

Vet day!

The only important thing about today

You weren't following me there but feel free to here 🤣

Me too, Hank

Introducing Percy! He's a 40 year old goffin cockatoo

Rocky bird is the best bird

Kayaking with Dawsu in Tarpon. The water is super clear and you can easily see that there are no fish left to catch 🤣

oh noooooo

Some of my favorite text conversations start out this way