CoLo

Hey y’all. I forgot this lil app existed.

wait b/c i got some residual anger to get off:

FUCK PATRICK MAHOMES NO LYE RELAXER USING ASS. weak ass conservative ass boi.

Oh I can't wait

This feels Racially Charged™️.

I’ll steal before I’m musty and I’m so serious.

I went outside like “I might just go to my mama’s house.”

My driveway:

The internet is now five websites owned by three people and all of them are awful

sometimes i be wanting to update the media, and other times i be ready to vow that y'all will never see another picture of me again. real back and forth with it.

I have no inebriation aides in this house and I’m over it.

I cannot wait for the day Tyler Perry realizes it taking 37 minutes to write his movies is not the flex he thinks it is.

Maybe.

One of my main goals this year is to consistently ensure that my mental health is in check. 💕

I’m so glad the holidays are over that shit was exhausting

I got a bottle of Prosecco in my purse en route to the function lmao

Listen….

All I ever wanted was a black Grand National. Fuck being rational. Give em what they ask for.

Take care of your vision, folks!

I got accused of being lightskinned. Can’t wait for spring!

i restart mine after every warm washcloth, so...

a woman with short blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window . ALT: a woman with short blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .

….what’d I miss?

This is disgusting

no. maybe specific nights. but that’s all.

most of us are tired by 8:30.

My God, Texans. Blue Ivy is in the building.

I’m ready for this soccer game to be over. Where is Beyonce.

If you’re depressed right now or in functional freeze I hope you’re being kind to yourself. You’re going to get it together I promise.

It should be illegal for Kelly Rowland to be that beautiful.

Shampoo bottle with a scarf, sunglasses and red lips

Crossfaded in the back of the uber