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I would have succeeded at the Junior Goat Olympics, if it weren't for those medalling kids.

Made this with MSPaint 6 years ago and forgot about it. Still living the dream in CF24 of course...

Is the assassin Thanos and the detective, Tony Stark?

"There are no mammals living in the sea".

Cetacean needed.

Enjoying an OASIS-aided bounce, RICHARD ASHCROFT returns with a strong solo album Lovely tunesmithery, adorned with strings and samples: the title track is up there with Bittersweet Symphony in terms of memorable anthems.

Fans of Ash or Richard Ashcroft, or Buzz Magazine, or me (hi mum) can read my little reviews of these two acts' latest efforts below... (spoiler: they're both cracking albums)
www.buzzmag.co.uk/richard-ashc...
www.buzzmag.co.uk/ash-ad-astra...

Watched it again the other day. It's so wonderfully camp.

And I'm sure Trump would see Ming as an inspirational leader.

fight scene from Flash Gordon

How the Nobel Peace Prize should be decided.

And my emails about origami boats always go to the junk folder.

(one from the archives!)

Mick Jagger gets cheap dog treats when the pet shop accepts Indian currency.

It's a good buy, Rupee chews day.

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I think this stems from an artist 'capturing' what they're drawing. Like my meeting notes might 'capture the essence' of what was discussed. Like much business speak, it's unnecessarily wordy.

Cow tipping is cruel because it makes them think they're good waitresses.

YouTube video by Ghostbusters.net Ghostbusters - Mass Hysteria

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NM...

A "cute" doll in a box upon which is written "makes a vow the demon"

That's reminded me of a doll I saw for sale in Thailand in 2012. Lined up in a normal shop alongside other dolls. 😬

I was almost picked to be Electrician of the Year, but I didn’t get enough volts.

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Peter Crouch has opened a new shopping centre named after his wife.

Abbey's Mall?

It's alright actually.

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And then they move to the next house. It's a very slow global domination effort.

Cartoon. Two people standing on a stage looking at a third person who is jumping down through a trap door. In the foreground we see the backs of the audience’s heads. One standing people observes “It’s just a stage he’s going through”

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

How do you spot Cruella de Vil at a science convention?

She's the one in the Lab coat.

I always wanted to captain a naval attack boat, but that ship assailed.

I don't think I read the last two words as intended. 🤢

Cartoon. Two people in lab coats, one is showing the other a beaker. The person on the left says "Can| bortow your chloroform?". The other person replies "Go ahead, knock yourself out"

CANAPE (noun, Scottish English): Having insufficient funds in a restaurant.

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Heathrow use a giant set of scales to gauge the obesity of visitors from overseas.

It's foreigner weigh the best method.

Interesting. My follower numbers aren't THAT different, but my engagement on here is substantially lower. Not sure why. Maybe fewer bots or something.

But the QUALITY of engagement is higher here, I would say.

The effect of downsizing shopping centres is minimal.

Worse when you leave a TV remote on the bed and end up turning over in your sleep.

Thinking most people know what the main part of a church is called is a nave assumption.

Wonderful.

I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.

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