Marie (same one)

[pulls pin out of grenade] why don’t my peers use cardinal directions when describing routes and locations. i.e. “the south side of the street” “I’m headed east” “be on the northwest corner” instead it’s all “um it’s telling me” narration of a lagging turn-by-turn app

had an incredible year

An opened pomegranate spilling ruby red seeds onto a cornflower blue plate

you say you can’t stay over and he brings out one of these…wyd

Event banner image for PLAYGIRL with Edi Patterson at Dynasty Typewriter

got to see Edi Patterson pull off a virtuosic improv performance last night honestly if she does any more of these RUN DONT WALK www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...

Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:

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Info Petite Nation Kaleb Horton: The Future of Canadian Sports 3 days ago

AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious

I mean. yeah

Kaleb Horton Writing can be beautiful.

wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton

I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.

This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.

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YouTube video by Emmylou Harris - Topic The Road

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❤️

Thank you for everything you did for him

we were separated for a year and in the process of divorcing. before that, we were married for seven years, which is how I know he would have wanted me to post that. I loved and love him; I know many of you do too. Posts about a memorial etc to come. “Respect my privacy at this time” or don’t, idgaf

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

in a devastating surprise turn of events I will be staying here this weekend after all. life is just like that sometimes

my family means the world to me but I’m also missing manhunter and to live and die in LA with William Petersen Q&As

going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another

My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷

Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”

Sign for SIMON GURFINKEL INSURANCE

I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location

not having a job felt so good on obama term 2 twitter. that feelings never coming back

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

LIVING ALONE

PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song

CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c

A new Max show that takes place 10,000 years before the events of Succession

the internet made it easy to read about the church committee so the CIA threw a hail mary and somehow “uhhh learning about history is BOY stuff” landed as one of the biggest capitalistic fascist Ws of the last 20 years

Headline: “Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s” with photo of earnest white guy in a blue Oxford shirt mid-mansplanation

I’m Boyfriend

Adding Soup Test to the “band names” whiteboard

texting all the men I know as a test to see who replies “lucky dog”