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Politicians: "We need to protect children from abuse online!"

Also politicians: *on the Epstein list*

This is all I see whenever I see the Question Time Logo

I made a cool supersaw on my Microkorg.

Then I changed the preset slightly and made a cool kinda moody retro pad but lost the supersaw in the process.

So then I made an even better supersaw!

I’m getting to grips with Logic.

This is the Twnty Knots sound in horrendously distorted glory.

The DeepMind 6 is so cute in comparison. It’s such a lush synth.

*Finishes a bottle of Tango*

"Tango down."

YouTube video by TWNTYKNOTS Ashore

You know what? I listened to my old track Ashore this morning and I don’t hate it as much as I did.

It was made a time when everything in my life going to shit. I thought I dried up and released it in spite of hating it at the time.

youtu.be/gYleMGk4J8g?...

I got a SuperSaw on my MicroKorg! Success! Only had this synth like nearly 15 years and only just started to fill it with my own patches.

Well...I made an interpolation of Tokyo Drift, so I guess that's something? No? Nevermind.

My sampler is slowly getting filled out with pattern ideas, but no songs. Nothing concrete.

Again, I should be spending my weekend productively to actually make new music, but instead I'm just faffing about with my sampler making just really crap jungle for the sake of it. Nothing worthy of calling my own. It's not even my style.

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

Pizza for breakfast. Pizza for tea, too.

I shan’t be partaking. For I’ll be chowing down on [redacted] served with a spicy [redacted] with a side of [redacted] covered [redacted] and [redacted] chips.

New letter added to the LGBTQPA+ community. And the letter is R for Robosexuals...also known as clanker bangers.

It's such a goofy film. The bit with Universal Studios in the middle of it always cracks me up. And the infamous "dirty hoe" is just peak kids comedy.

Dabbler Pronouns: Drum/Bass. 303s. Supersaws. Pentatonics.

My track Dabbler is up on my SoundCloud now. If you like Pendulum then you’ll probably like this.

on.soundcloud.com/vZ19sALiPgSf...

I feel like I've had a break from producing any music. I bought Logic Pro so I could use my hardware synths but then I haven't really done anything other than some random half-baked ideas in my sampler.

All the gear and no idea...

I fired up my synth and just learned Nights In White Satin. Hammond organ with rotary emulation for that real 60s/70s nostalgic feel. Using the mod wheel to control the growl (speed of the rotary emulation) which just...oh, it's bliss. I'm proud of myself.

Is anybody else this bad at chess?

I found a new way to describe my style.

So you know “shout to the top” by style council?

Basically that but as drum and bass with breakbeats and a reese bass.

YouTube video by TWNTYKNOTS Sapphire (Drum & Bass Anime Theme)

RWBY?

No. SPHR.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhFL...

Here's the first track I've made with the help of Google's Gemini. Like, it generated the MIDI and I just added instruments which fit it.

Pretty impressive, but I could come up with better on my own.

MIDI compliant dildo that works like a otamatone. As it goes in, the notes go higher. You can sort of play it like a trombone where different levels of depth are different notes. Call it a Midildo or Tromboner. Give it a gyroscope to control cut-off and vibrato depending on which way it's oriented.

Got a chique new gay colloquialism. "Con leche" - when something is OTT or absurd.

Girl is cheating on her boyfriend = tea.
She's cheating on him with his own sister or his mother = con leche. Together, it's tea con leche.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

Funny Games?

I swing my pick at a guitar.
I manage to make some rock.

I honestly wish people would.

I I thought I saw 4 British Politicians attempting to sing in harmony.

It was a Quasi Kwasi Kwarteng Quartet.

This is very niche and I give props to @albinokiwimusic.bsky.social for this but...

...you've heard of elf on a shelf? Now get ready for...

I have filled in 11 DNB beats. So many to play with.