(guy who has one rodeo under his belt) well it's not my first rodeo

Good morning Bluesky !

Looked up my unusual test results on Google and now I'm dying

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

Well at least we tried our worst

Digital billboard in Boston's subway station that reads: "Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof."

Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡

Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.

fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.

empathy is not a sin

mythology professor: so you think it's cool to make comedy about half-man/half-goats huh?

me: it's called "satyr"

Daughter: “Mom, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?”
Me: “I’d probably get a raise.”

News sites that use subscription blocking are the devil

Everyone puts things like "Loving husband and father" on their gravestone. What a sad way to sum up an entire life. What about "Hard working employee"

I wish I could lack empathy and not care about other living beings like republicans do.

Knowing I’m about to have to go through (hopefully only) four years of severe distress over the destruction of our planet and murder of our species feels like my teeth are being pulled out with oily pliers.

The Nuns Trying to Save the Women on Texas’s Death Row Sisters from a convent outside Waco have repeatedly visited the prisoners—and even made them affiliates of their order. The story of a powerful spiritual alliance.

Dismantling the death penalty is a responsibility that belongs to all of us. Inspiring to see how a group of nuns are trying to save women on death row in Texas: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Milgram was ahead of his time. Look at him predicting the future.

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

This time last year I was writing a threat assessment for my very first class of my masters degree. I focused on the critical threat of the violence by neo-nazis around/after the election.

My assessment was not incorrect. I wish it was.

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

This energy.