Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

Newsom: I cannot wait for all the punditry. Historic victories all across the United States of America. Proposition 50 winning by double digits. A new governor of New Jersey, a new governor in Virginia.

I’ll end as I began: thank you for giving a damn.

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

Obama: The weird videos of a U.S. President with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet and dumping poop on protesting citizens… All of that is designed to distract you from the fact that your situation has not gotten better.

Wear it with pride 😜

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Obama is better than caffeine…any day. I had almost forgotten what it sounds like when a fine orator is at the podium.

Facts

What he said: 💯 🎯

Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500.

Insane

The Senate just voted to strip Donald Trump of his power to impose tariffs. Multiple Republicans abandoned him and joined Democrats to shut him down, the second night in a row the GOP has turned on him. Trump's grip on his own party is cracking in real time.

An AI generated picture of Three rabbits standing in the snow. The rabbits have turkey tails and are wearing little orange dresses with stylized pumpkins and squash on them. They also have orange and red bows. The rabbit in the middle is carrying a pumpkin pie and the rabbit on the right is carrying a pitchfork because after dinner they plan on going to a no Kings March. We say rabbit rabbit rabbit first thing on the 1st of the month to ensure good luck all month. Sometimes we don't realize the luck because our rabbits are helping somebody else across the world it's like the butterfly effect, and their rabbits are what help us. I don't make the rules.

Don't forget

This is very true. If/when The Felon croaks, evil Criminal Johnson & the rest of the crew will continue the destruction. They're a disease that must be 100% eradicated.

League of United Latin American Citizens v. Executive Office of the President Learn more.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court permanently BLOCKS the administration from implementing part of Executive Order requiring documentary proof of citizenship on the federal voter registration application.

A BIG VICTORY for our clients--DNC, DGA, DSCC, DCCC, Sen Schumer and Leader Jeffries--and all voters!

🚨BREAKING: 2 fed courts have issued orders blocking Trump’s attempt to defund SNAP. Congrats to @democracyforward.org, its co counsel and clients, and Dem State AGs.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Two judges rule Trump admin must keep SNAP benefits in place as shutdown drags on A pair of federal judges ordered the Trump administration to keep SNAP payments flowing during the government shutdown, averting a lapse in food aid for millions of Americans.

TWO JUDGES RULE TRUMP ADM MUST KEEP SNAP IN PLACE YES! www.foxnews.com/politics/two...

The fallen prince

Ettingermentum writes: “Actually what on earth is in those files bro.” The image from Courier Newsroom headline reads: “Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva is now the longest Rep-elect in history to not be sworn in. Mike Johnson still refuses to swear in Rep-elect Grijalva over fear of releasing the Epstein files.” The picture shows Grijalva in a red jacket beside Speaker Mike Johnson.

Swear her in. Release the Epstein Files.

HARK! Man Who Took “Very Hard” Dementia Test Wants To Use Nukes Horse, tiger, nuke.

Darth Tax Evader would gladly nuke the entire planet to save his own skin.

Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.

"It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum."
-commentsivehadafew

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.

Never in the history of the US has any president openly and repeatedly called for the investigation, arrest & prosecution of his political opponents. While many continue to shrug these things off and normalize them, I will never stop pointing out that this is what autocrats do.

A fortune cookie that says, "The answers you seek may be found at the library"

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

UNDOCUMENTED PEOPLE DON'T QUALIFY FOR SNAP BUT I PROMISE YOU IF YOU SHOWED UP AT THEIR DOOR HUNGRY, THEY WOULD FEED YOU!!