Sarah Dell'Orto

There’s a point you reach where it is spiritually dinner and you can either eat dinner immediately or embark on a journey of ill advised snacks that will devastate your evening

Ringo Starr, from Shining Time Station

I very rarely miss NYC but today my IG feed is half people voting for Mamdani and half marathon pics and I am jealouuuuuus

nyc skyline/statue of liberty holding an anthropomorphic pizza slice--a perfectly funny/cute sticker FOR NYC. but this is ulster county!!!

HOWEVER, this year's "I Voted" sticker competition winner is a travesty and I will not be partaking.

He Just Wanted to Modernize the DMV. Then Ken Paxton Sued Him. Taylor Bruck, a county clerk in upstate New York, has been pulled into a legal battle that will test whether Texas can enforce its abortion laws in other states.

proudly voting in a local election where every single candidate is running unopposed just so I can vote for Taylor Bruck (www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...)

Cass Sunstein, Bret Stephens, and Joe Kahn all went to the same high school which I feel like explains a lot. Unfortunately for me ...I also went there.

Honestly based on past experience we should not be listening to Gwen Stefani either

no, you see Rusty, it was part of a LARGER STORY they've been investigating, which they were definitely going to publish at some point, maybe before the election when it would be useful, or maybe after! who can really say?

i clicked on an article i knew i shouldn't have clicked on and now i feel horrible, a memoir

Tumblr, Gchat, and the Gawker comments section

At this point my entire motivation for beating cancer is never being subjected to this music again.

I finally got my client their largest-ever NEA award and now it's stuck in admin limbo and I just do not think we will ever get those funds.

Drew when I tell you I literally said "BYE BITCH" out loud this morning

just dropping this here, apropos of nothing www.wnyc.org/story/283578...

They are blasting top 40 country in the waiting room of my oncologist’s office at 9:30am as if having cancer isn’t bad enough

do it 😈

Once again I must reiterate: bodies were a mistake!

I cannot begin to describe how relatable this is, how on the nose, when you are dealing with the basic fact that your own body is rebelling against you in some way

This is honestly start to finish one of the best pieces of writing I’ve read in recent memory.

Holy shit

I took a nice long outdoor walk by the Hudson today and have never been more appreciative of my body's ability to heal itself. A little over a week ago I was in the infusion center being pumped with murder juice! The human body is resilient!!!

iconic

No mods no masters

Sorry how can I do my job if you don’t dm me the message link???

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it's ok i already had planned on getting a ride home but the way my right arm felt from the lidocaine afterwards I was like uh...good thing i didn't try to 'tough independent woman' my way through this!

if your doctor says "you can drive yourself home after this biopsy" and you drive a stick shift, they are not talking about you. those instructions are not for you. you cannot drive yourself home.

TRULY.