M. O’Lybdenum

Same with Casino and Sharon Stone, but that actually fit the story.

A sleek black kitten observes the snowy scene. The first kitten is still there too, shes the smudge behind him.

Shift change

She could fix me.

A fluffy tuxedo kitten looks out the window at the snowy scene outside.

Our poor sweet summer babies can’t remember a time when it wasn’t cold.

Pleased to discover I’ve already blocked that one.

I've developed a new 9-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/deodorant/mouthwash/cat food/motor oil/industrial solvent/condiment called "The Fluid"

Yeah I think their 35th anniversary is this year?

We joke here in the DMV about the highly specific, targeted-at-like-7-guys-in-the-Pentagon ads we have to endure, but this morning was another level. They had one of “The Sports Junkies” guys reading script for some kind of precision arms manufacturer; copy included use of the word “warfighters.”

I’m just glad to see NBC News reporting on a story that isn’t a family member’s kidnapping.

I don’t know why they even have a sign. By the time you see water, you ought to know.

Glass houses buddy. Glass houses.

Scenes from an Italian restaurant:

Well this is another sign I should take the plunge regardless. Cheers!

Diet Coke is basically just sugar water. Confirmed-Trump is a giant alien cockroach.

*deal

Did you buy that real where you get all of them in ebook form for $16? I’ve been hovering over that click for a week now. I’ve never read them either but like you say…

Serves two purposes: Trump and his disingenuous sycophants can claim to be “uplifting women” while basically giving the middle finger to the United Nations at the same time.

I worked for about a year in a Congressional office building. The amount of alcohol stashed in those places would be enough to see every rep and intern stay sloshed through another decade of prohibition.

This has to be the hardest piece of figure skating-related art in the history of figure skating

We’re sorry. Our princess is in another castle.

Can’t argue against “Charlie Work” being number one—that episode is a work of art—but I can’t tell you how pleased I am to see “Water Park” number three. It’s probably my favorite ep and I’ve told countless people who stopped watching after seven or eight seasons that they need to check it out.

Spot on.

When I see that weirdo I’m reminded of this:

Oh man, I’d have loved to have gotten a girl liked but it was always the same shrill redhead looked like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz girl who no doubt thought as little of me.

They always paired us up by height. Me and the tallest girl in class grew to despise each other.

Having school off for Casimir Pulaski Day and square dancing in gym class were two of the biggest "What the hell was that about?" moments of growing up in Illinois in the '80s.

You know things are bad when you envy the dystopias.

The better one is running on different servers. We’re the cautionary tale simulation.

The Graduate [1967]