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Wobble Halfwit II

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Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair!

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This is like an old Dutch master!! πŸ‘Œ

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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News Briefs: LGBTQ series launched with Peaches Christ Commonwealth Club World Affairs will launch its 2026 LGBTQ+ cultural series with β€œPeaches Christ: Eat the Rich,” Friday, March 13, at 6 p.m. at 110 The Embarcadero in San Francisco.

Excited to kick off a new LGBTQ+ cultural series at the Commonwealth Club with β€œPeaches Christ: Eat the Rich” on Friday, March 13 at 6pm. Expect drag, punk spirit, and some provocative conversation about power, wealth, and whether billionaires should even exist. Join us!
www.ebar.com/story/163829

05.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yes!

05.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wish it to be known that the only reason I am now learning Welsh, besides the boredom of unemployment, is how bloody cute the Duolingo Welsh flag is.

05.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we make herniated disc Wednesday a thing? Just for the sake of inclusivity.

04.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jacket potato.

02.03.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The FIFA Peace Prize strikes again.

28.02.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A gift from @sbenn70.bsky.social !

27.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PG Tips in Blur mug Friday.

27.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😘😘😘

26.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brace yourself, both figuratively and literally.

26.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The normal reply I get is β€˜your genes’ these days.

26.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many club nights raving to this! Might be why my back is screwed, actually πŸ€ͺ🀣

26.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are too kind! πŸ₯Έ

26.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my 30s I would have thought that, but approaching my 50s, my brain has degraded too far to think at all.

26.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’— thanks MCE! It’ll be ok, it’s just another of those increasingly frequent setbacks πŸ˜‰

26.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, more spinal nerve issues. More ways for my apparently slipshod bodymap to betray me and stop me from doing stuff I love. If you need to prove that intelligent design is bullshit look no further than the medical records of the average 49 year old. On an individual level, evolution sucks.

26.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Public restroom hair and stache update.

25.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple persuaded me that next season of Drag Race UK needs a full-song lipsync to Iron Maiden’s The Number Of The Beast.

23.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, eat shit, β€˜Vance’!

22.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

21.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17121    πŸ” 4269    πŸ’¬ 472    πŸ“Œ 1108

Driving home from the park today, the car next to us was a Tesla. A little banged up at the front. Possibly because the driver was PLAYING A GRETSCH PENGUIN GUITAR WHILE DRIVING. What a bell end.

Champagne Sparkle finish, for those interested.

22.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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There was a certain time where I cowrote a song that we recorded and then made a video for and this was that:

20.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a big Gore Verbinski fan, but Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die was super enjoyable - well cast, great turns from Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Michael PeΓ±a and Zazie Beetz. Eschews most of the standard time loop movie tropes. πŸ‘πŸ‘

20.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American not only becoming a cult of personality but becoming the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the human species is a lot to process

19.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9244    πŸ” 1533    πŸ’¬ 325    πŸ“Œ 84
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Guys, we have to keep GRRM alive long enough to finish Ice & Fire or white culture will be OVER.

18.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The weather is abysmal but I am watching I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang (1932) with a cat and that’s OK!

18.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does she look like Dr Pimple Popper now?

17.02.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, a penultimate episode that’s an extended flashback that fills in all the stuff you’ve been deliberately withholding before the denouement? Fucking groundbreaking, guys.

16.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, I remember that time when I went solo to see a 70mm roadshow screening of Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight in SF, and I ended up seated next to former SF Mayor Willie Brown. Who was confused by the intermission.

15.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0