bioneko

пора учиться скрывать свою ауру

привет, тупые вопросы от интервьюеров, я не скучал

…и вот ты в игре ловишь себя на мысли «если я сейчас спасу мир, то пропадёт эта прекрасная локация для фарминга, а у меня джакузи в дом не куплено, пожалуй, мир надо спасти чуть позже», чуть-чуть ненавидишь себя и чуть-чуть больше понимаешь про происходящее за пределами монитора.

A young, still fluffy, purple gallinule. It has brown and beige baby feathers, tiny wings, and GIANT feet. From end of toe to end of toe, the feet are as long as the whole bird.

A young, still fluffy, purple gallinule. It has brown and beige baby feathers, tiny wings, and GIANT feet. From end of toe to end of toe, the feet are as long as the whole bird.

A young, still fluffy, purple gallinule. It has brown and beige baby feathers, tiny wings, and GIANT feet. From end of toe to end of toe, the feet are as long as the whole bird.

A young, still fluffy, purple gallinule. It has brown and beige baby feathers, tiny wings, and GIANT feet. From end of toe to end of toe, the feet are as long as the whole bird.

Those feet 😍
Baby purple gallinule, Southeast Texas, September 2025

#Birds #Birding #BirdWatching #Photography #Nature #Wildlife #BirdPhotography #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Gallinules

Panel 1: A shirtless man with a large shark bite sits calmly on a chair, hands folded, and declares: “I died fighting a shark.” Panel 2: Next to him, a rugged hunter with a grey beard and cap sits with hole in his head. He explains, “I died hunting with friends.” Panel 3: A man with visible traces of car tires sits on a chair, bones jutting out from a car accident. He mutters, “I died crossing the street.” Panel 4: A simple ghost draped in a white sheet sits next to him. It confesses, “I died changing the bed sheets.” The joke suggests that the pop-culture image of ghosts covered in white sheets comes from people who met their end while struggling with linens.

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В вишлисте не должно быть больше игр чем в бэклоге, заявили в Госдуме.

Там считают, что такую норму надо прописать законодательно Депутат Пожигайло объясняет, что Silksong и WH40K Dawn of War 4 допустимы только при пройденных Animal Well и Frostpunk 2.

Уи-и-и!

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'." Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly." Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication. Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman conducts a job interview. She asks the candidate, “So last question: Where do you see yourself in five years?” Panel 2: The candidate imagines a post-apocalyptic world with fire, wrecked cars, and ruined buildings. He’s dressed like a survivalist and holding a rifle. Panel 3: Still in his imagined future, he’s crouched in a desert landscape, aiming a sniper rifle. Panel 4: His crosshairs are locked on a killer robot attacking a terrified woman.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

так хочу

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.

Ты уже немолод и очень устал, но всё ещё достоин своего имени.

occasional black cats in your area

подвернул ногу
сделали компресс из кота

с Саньком

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”

Meow?

A Dragonfly lands on a turtle's head #herp #herps #wildlife

evil toilets - finished up some cursed drawings from the workshop last week and added a few more ideas. the cheese grater one was a true S+ collaborative effort