Ericistotle

Then he shouldn't have put the knee pads on in the first place

The trumpublican party is filled with them

I must say his ear has healed remarkably well...must be a miracle

The good news is that Trump will soon tell us that inflation is down 3000%

Putin is his master and he really wants those resources...

"Woke up this morning and got myself a beer" - Jim Morrison

He's also offering to give Putin his pick of the teen masseuses at Mar El Lardo

Our tax dollars also help pay for Healthcare for all Israeli citizens...isn't that socialism?

The Republican-led Congress won't do a thing

"May erode"? C'mon...

Grand Funk Trolley

His ear would have been mangled...didn't happen

I really don't think he needed to work at getting Republicans to do pedophile stuff. It's who they always were

I second the nomination

When it becomes the people's house again we're going to have to gut the whole building...and that's just to remove the KGB spy-stuff

Congress? What's that?

How many times a day is he mainlining smack now? 3 or 4 or 5?

Whoa, what are the odds of that? 💯

Love this guy

Translation: we are going to lie our asses off.

He has some medical experience. He was able to successfully inject himself with heroin daily for the last 20 years

If only you knew someone with the political power to delay and disrupt the MAGAt agenda.

Oh, that's too bad. Mean folks could create a bot army to flood the site with job applications chock full of insulting content. Such a shame...

The call came from Governor Abbott's cell phone, so...

More likely he's back to mainlining heroin

An amazingly accurate description 👌

I thought e-Lawn was all done with DOGE?