G00ngus

SCREW MY LAST POST THEY PUT A DOG IN FORTNITE

So a funny thing about me is that I deprive myself of recreational socialization so much that when I do hang out and do stuff with people for fun, the next day when I never leave the house I actually crash completely 🙃

Gamer chair is no more.
Long live gamer balls.

Not to be cringe but if I could sing? I would be on a g00ngus cover of Gravity from Hazbin SO FAST

I could be so much more feral and unhinged and spread my curses across this land but I protect all you hooligans from that. I keep it walled away behind a mighty dam. For your safety.

Also to be clear, I'm not saying I'm hot. I'm just caked up as hell.

Shoutout to that one time the g00bers did an entire October fic marathon with one for every day. Huge moment. Very cool.

I've been smart with my money and got a raise this summer! Surely I can save some side money for channel assets...

My car, about to start spewing smoke:

Guys how tf do you remember to post on social medias?

It is June 1st today. Reminder that for the rest of the month, any "that's what she said" brand of joke must instead be "happy pride ig".
Anyway Happy Pride.

Guys are also not too bad tho

I love women

I have so much ass its crazy and y'all will never know cause I'm a vtuber

The Minecraft movie is terrible. I love it.

I know objectively I gotta talk to new people to colab with other streamers but like... damn... 😔

Hello the bluesky. How are you tonight

I need like a supervisor as a streamer so that I don't impulse face reveal on a random Tuesday

Just got out of the shower after a 10 1/2 hour workday and said "I need to see some silly minecraft guys"

IS THIS WHAT YOU GUYS EXPERIENCE??

Am I?

Guys the Arcane fixation is teetering me dangerously close to an unspeakable decision...

How did you make it so... your face?

Look I know everyone is attached to the catboy allegations, but

if I had to make a furry g00ngus model one day, I feel like... would he not be a bat??

Yes, it is I.

Hey guys what should my first post on here be?
FUCK WAIT SHIT-