Bernie

hi I’m back

not cruising in the bathroom, I promise

in fairness that’s been clear for quite a while now lol

my muskles are getting biggerer

my blue steel is closer to slightly worried

كم تمنيت أن أكون مقتنعا بما قد توصلتُ إليه من قرار مهما كان، ولكن قلبي على ما يبدو ميال على الدوام إلى التراوح والتردد

dip crunchy in coffee or tea :)

there are an insane number of gays out and about

is there a secret short shorts store that all the gays seem to know about and I have yet to find? every time I try to buy new shorts it doesn’t matter how small I get them they’re always so baggy like wtf I know America’s fat but I’m 6’2’’ (188 cm) and 180 lbs (82 kg) why tf am I “small”?

more gym content hello

the receptionist at the dr’s office I went to today was named Sthefany

i meannnnnn

lets plant seeds in fallow fields together

15-16*

well it turned out to actually be 15-6 but yeah, DM me if you want more deets

I don’t yet… working on it though!

I have officially become a lotus-eater and I don’t give a shit what anyone says

damnnnn

I can assure you, the stain on the mirror wasn’t my fault

my favorite view

woof

let them eat cake

in the white house / congress

🥵🥵🥵

second best thing to get on one’s chest

gorgeous

stunning

crush my skull please

your kind eyes are helping

😍