tall jim 🐀

probably something an innocent man would do

girl what the fuck is this timothee chalamet pingpong movie

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

*cracks knuckles* I’m in my exercising patience era

new tame impala proving once again that anything titled “oblivion” rules

I need to open my mind to the magical possibilities of the real outside the bounds of AI hyperreality, tbh

Image of crypto bro and fake girlfriend with lines drawn through them to indicate they’re not attracted to each other. The lines are a sarcastic reference to the so-called green line test of couples in photos.

if I were in that commercial I would be mad I had a phone and not ice cream tbh

I thought this was AI generated at first lmao

ultimately frankenstein is also frankenstein's monster. due to the nightmare of "THE SELF"

Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"

taking a stand: “than” isn’t a real word

do you think mosquitos know if they’re biting a hot person or not

Is it PTA’s best? No. If you’ve never seen a good (aka PTA) film, though, you must experience this journey

unironically the internet should be banned for kids under 12

is yellow mustard or nacho cheese

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

why is everyone talking about the rapture

You used to call me on my fell phone
Late night when fell deeds needed to be done

Almost like fascists are babies who can’t stand being laughed at

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

not sure if giving me the stinkeye or european

if at first you don’t succeed, try posting harder

considering having a child so I can board the plane first

Love Lisbon airport’s innovation of keeping people from standing in line by just making the world’s longest line slalom

a game show for who can pack a suitcase the best. is this anything.

pretending the construction noise is just a hyperpop beat so I don’t rip my ears off

Governors should be mobilizing their national guards to help these lawmakers ENFORCE THE LAW ALLOWING UNANNOUNCED OVERSIGHT OF ICE FACILITIES AT ANY TIME

Press warned to back up as DHS police take lawmakers were taken away in zip ties, among them Comptroller Brad Lander and 10 other state reps including Bobby Carol, Marcela Mitayanes, Julia Salazar, Emily Gallagher, Jabari Brisport, Jessica Gonzalez Rojas,... story TK