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John Kaufman

@johnkaufman.bsky.social

Barely a person. Mostly here to talk about wrestling and like pictures of your pets. I have no pronouns; please do not refer to me. β¬›οΈβ¬œοΈπŸŸ©β¬œοΈβ¬›οΈ

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I've seen the Frat House only once, so I don't have a solid opinion on them.

My initial reaction to seeing them was "lmao what the fuck?"

19.07.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When two subreddits are *loaded* up with people who support your promotion, and they all say that they think something in it shitty, then that's saying something.

16.07.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw somebody say that the Death Riders are the worst faction in the history of #AEW.

Brother, did you see The Nightmare Collective?

People in /r/SquaredCircle didn't like it. Even people in /r/AEWOfficial rarely said anything actually positive.

Hell, most articles call it the worst group ever

16.07.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

14.07.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5575    πŸ” 1139    πŸ’¬ 383    πŸ“Œ 196

I loved how often Mercedes was quite visibly trying not to laugh at Toni

13.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If #AEW decides to bring back the unique lower-thirds for Hangman, the first one absolutely has to say "We are so back"

13.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me way too long to realize that @speedballbailey.bsky.social had Speed Racer themed gear at All In. #AEW

13.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A picture of AEW's "Hangman" Adam Page with the lower half of his face covered by a bandana. Below Hangman reads "HANGMAN WAS RIGHT"

A picture of AEW's "Hangman" Adam Page with the lower half of his face covered by a bandana. Below Hangman reads "HANGMAN WAS RIGHT"

Never forget. #AEW

11.07.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Stand: Hangman Page, Jon Moxley, and the Battle for AEW at All In - WrestleJoy β€œI don’t know who I am anymore, but I know what I have to do.” It’s fitting that All In returns to Texas, a place where feuds become legend and where men face their reckonings beneath a scorching sun....

In one corner, we have a man who's wrestled with happiness, anxiety, and triumph. Who's tough enough to fight, but human enough to stumble

In the other, we have a man who seeks to purge weakness, sculpting the future of AEW in violence & grit

This is the story of AEW, of Hangman and Mox, and of us

07.07.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 48
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"Maybe it's time to let go of the past after all"

@swerveconfident.bsky.social and Hangman Adam Page sit down and has a long overdue talk as #AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max

11.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 81
β€˜Superman’ director says he found the biggest star in the world and β€˜people don’t know it yet’

β€˜Superman’ director says he found the biggest star in the world and β€˜people don’t know it yet’

stars are in space, dumbass

11.07.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

mox is just disappointed they didnt start making out

11.07.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hangman consistently calling it the β€œAEW Men’s World Championship” >>>

03.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Fun fact: Over the last 20ish years, Meltzer has apparently rated 7 women's matches 5 stars or more.

Five of them are from Stardom with either Syuri or Tam Nakano-- both are the only ones with matches *over* 5 stars.

Also, 6 of the 7 happened in 2025. The other match is from 2021. #WrestleSky

02.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I need everyone to know that my dog looks like Wheeler Yuta

28.05.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Hangman's villain arc is actually just him being depressed

25.05.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, Toni is just canonically horny, like, all the time.

That being said, the Toni/Mariah/Mina triad is truly something else. I love it so much.

25.05.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus.  it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years.  it is also not speaking.   it is a cactus.

photo of a big and tall saguaro cactus. it is not moving, it has been standing still for like a hundred years. it is also not speaking. it is a cactus.

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

24.05.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6182    πŸ” 1298    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 138

If I had a dollar for every Sportskeeda bot I ran across while scrolling through #WrestleSky and other places, I could probably take a day off work at this point.

Surely to God they get enough traffic that we don't need 300 random-ass accounts that only post their articles.

06.05.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitlife is a rather silly game and people can have much, much sillier names.

Although Bob Doopie is up there.

23.04.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've seen some other clips of Rollins talking about Hogan.

I believe, 100%, if Seth wasn't in a position where he felt like he needed to phrase things a little more professionally, he would have dropped at *least* a handful of "Fuck Hulk Hogan"s by now

17.04.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be blip-bleeping out .--. --- --- .--. every 20 minutes starting at 3 in the morning

17.04.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Setting up a telegraph in my house to send my love and affection to people

17.04.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely cannot even begin to fathom how that affected him.

That said, *somebody* over at Marvel should have actually looked at Ultimates 3 and seen that it was just absolutely garbage and done something about it.

Plus the art for Ultimates 3 was, like, extremely subpar.

14.04.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or like how Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum just shit all over the entire Ultimate Marvel Universe.

I mean, yes, Loeb's son had died a few years prior from bone cancer. That sort of deeply tragic and traumatic event would *obviously* and *completely justifiably* impact someone's ability to work. [...]

14.04.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, I think about ways the Ultimate Marvel universe got fucked up over the years.

Like when they brought in Greg Land for Ultimate Fantastic Four and, because Greg Land, retconned away Ult!Doom's hooves, and made him look more like 616!Doom. It's ultimately minor, but always bugged me.

14.04.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0