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Candice Elizabeth Diana Apple

@candiidapple.bsky.social

God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare

242 Followers  |  156 Following  |  1,562 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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Tiny Miracle nation we rise tonight!!!! We love u tiny miracle!!!

07.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 32    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

TINY STANS ARE ALWAYS UP!!!!! I LOVE TINYYYYYYYYYY MIRACLEEEE ♥️

07.03.2026 06:11 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Doggie so he can collapse on me and act like a weighted blanket after

07.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They forgot they booked me 🤡

07.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Need someone in a fur suit to get me pregnant

06.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Told my new coworker I used to be a barista at Starbucks and she said “you give ex Starbucks barista vibes” like oh!

06.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing sexier than suckin dick while orochimaru tries to overthrow the leaf village

06.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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05.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 8804    🔁 1691    💬 62    📌 75

So incognito I almost didn’t recognize you when I started to wake up!!! So happy to say hi/bye before you got off though!!!!

05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Let’s go rn

05.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl I get why that cop pulled over your uber to get your number. You look STUNNIN!!

05.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

USPS worker said my passport photo looked incredible if anyone cares

05.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

420 blaze it

04.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactlyyyyyyy!!!

03.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d give a lot to have been at the clubs the weekend Donna Summer’s I feel Love got released

03.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s just me and my work’s 40k Jimmy Johns points against the world

02.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I do think I hear the people sing….. 👀

02.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I sat next to this hole in the sidewalk for 20 minutes today

02.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Passport appointment on Thursday!!!!!

01.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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STFU… and give me all ur money 💰♟️

28.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 67    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Bring back Kim Kardashian: Hollywood!

28.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I literally can’t stop listening to Lana Del Rey: An insight into my mental health

28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s plan it, maybe next week? And the fig pieeeeeee

27.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ann Arquía in clowny mime makeup

Ann Arquía in clowny mime makeup

Mime drag queen

Mime drag queen

BRB going to mime school!!! 🤡♥️

27.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 52    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

Girl come over?

27.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Youre so real for that!!! Shout out to nonbinary bear trade!

27.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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But if you hold me without hurting me you’ll be the first who ever did

26.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

What about gay bears?

26.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let’s go to a singles mixer, we’d have such a good time

26.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0