Ally 🦇 microscopic-cog - Bluesky Statics

too many Pokémon games to play & not enough hours in the day omfggaaaahgahhh

28.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

please be lying ughhhgshdbdhwjdb 1.7 Stardew valley update new marriage candidates just dropped lolololofjfkfhsk

26.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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26.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a reminder to check that your piercing balls are tightened!!!

26.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

ugh so cute in long dress 😩!!

26.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

women always best

25.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

best era of men was the curtain bangs & mustache beard hippie slut w the bulge tight pants

25.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bruh it feels like spring already this isnt good (but im also unfortunately happy bc i was getting SICK of winter gloom)

25.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

instead of a diagnosis announcement party i might just put out a poll & see what people think, full paragraph discussion needed to back their answer lmao

25.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hosting game night for my new coworkers tonight! eeeeeeee

25.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

glad youre safe!! hoping they put it out asap & not many are affected by it!!

25.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you im very surprised ive kept them alive!!!!! im not very good at watering consistently or properly or finding good lighting but i might be a liar now bc these are thriving!

get a snake plant! theyre very easy i had one in college and it survived very low light & 1x a month~ watering 🫣

25.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

always!!! heres my most recent fav pics!!! <333

25.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

omg thx!!! here is my kitchen windowsill collection hehe 💚

25.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got a Monstera finally & shes so pretty & tall

25.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

this whole visual album was perfect im so glad to have experienced it high af w a bunch friends

25.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12 years ago today, Beyoncé released “Partition.”

25.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 105 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 8

LMAO thanks DroD

25.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

next Tuesday is health day (seeing a new therapist & getting a tune up at the Dr)

25.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its like riding a bike (rolled my first joint in 10 years)

24.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i second this 🔨

24.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

do pap smears hurt i hear mixed reviews lol

24.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

step 1 scheduled my appt w my pcm to get refereed to a psychiatrist & then also address my hernia(s?) & alsooooo finally get a pap smear…

24.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paris Hilton, a blonde woman, is close up to the camera with a small smile on her face. She is wearing a tiara. "My five year plan is to just see what happens"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

24.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 62 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

yea that’s right you little bitch

24.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

hello pals

21.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

something about us by daft punk FUCKSSSSSS

20.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

been sitting in an empty abandoned office for 4 hours is it normal to psychologically torture witnesses?????

19.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😩 thank you for the recommendation!! love me a cheese dip! & that shake sounds soooo good, do they do like vanilla cake? lmao (i dont like choc cake)

19.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

one is opening up real soon here where i live is it that good what do you recommend i love hotdogs okokok wow

19.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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