Darren

#Murderbot

I love tv shows within tv shows. #Murderbot

#RedLobster social team is replying to almost every TikTok video in the feed about them.

Getting a brand to do simple outbound commenting on nice IG videos is already a feat!

So showing face on every bad TikTok reviews is 🔥👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾.

When everyone has the mic, the spotlight goes to those who have something to say.

My body mass is like 35% Eggs Benedict

My stomach is snarling violently at 9:18am ET

Ellie the Elephant made a TikTok explaining why she looks different after getting her body done.

One thing about the ATL airport… they don’t want you to find Uber pickup.

What is the hotel person doing that takes so long to check-in on the computer?

They gotta just be playing solitaire.

Spending money to vacation in Las Vegas under age 50 is crazy.

Plz don’t do it 😅.
(Unless you’re coming to see your favorite artist or show)

In Las Vegas for the first time. There are about 10 Black tourists here. And only 3 my tone or darker lol.

It’s 95% white boomer men.

Been searching hard for an African-American my color or darker at Las Vegas airport.

We are not out here fr lol

Amy Poehler clocking they were doing a familiar character, then shouting out Lisa Beasley! #CorporateErin

My alert for* $PTON

I knew something was going on when my alert got $PTON stock went above $6 lol.

I didn’t buy the dip, so missed out today.

44 degrees now, it was like 80 this past weekend.

You really can’t put away your winter clothes until May, even in Atlanta.
This is crazy.

Now why is $IBIT (Bitcoin) down? I thought that was supposed to go up when the mainstream goes down.

Is bitcoin now the same as the mainstream/dollar?

all that money was woke, you see

This is a genius way to explain Tornado watch vs warning 😂😂

And when Quan Millz gets ahold of video-AI, then what?

a man wearing sunglasses is looking at a blue shs box ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is looking at a blue shs box

I built an AI app that skims 10 newsletters for recurring or competing themes.
Takes just :20s, but OpenAI has me at a really low rate-limit bcuz I only budgeted $5 so far.

For me to analyze 30 Substack letters at once, I need to drop over $50 before being allowed into Tier-2. 🙂‍↕️ Bet!

Top comment on this video of them doing Boots on the Ground said “Alright, we’ll come to the bbq at y’all house” 😂

Kendrick Lamar was wearing my 2025 uniform in October of 2022.

Just heard they buffed Alter… let me go clock-in and lock-in! #ApexLegends

If I can fetch team banners through my portal, I’m about to level us up so quick.

No music or football in my barbershop.
Only Justin Scott thought-pieces playing all day.

Gen-Z weaponizing their “Mental Health” to avoid accountability for something they did wrong is immoral.
Y’all not gonna do well in life, and you’ll deserve it for crying-wolf. 🥴

And these terrifying wasps have finally come to claim their home… my closed-in balcony. 😖

Spring is here! 💐

AppleTV+ really just took HBO’s spot.

Roy Wood Jr’s comedy show on CNN is actually funny.

Feels like they should’ve been doing this like 4-6yrs ago.