Better be necrotizing fasciitis
02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m at mummification levels of salt intake
01.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers
01.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 26012 🔁 6194 💬 1149 📌 431
This post is for all of you in every time zone all around the world.
I keep hearing that Bluesky is still mostly North American. But I think there’s lots of you around the world that love cities, and want them to be better.
We want @urbantruth.bsky.social to be global.
I hope you’ll check us out.
Trader Joe’s doesn’t sell French cocaine wtf
28.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances
28.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 731 🔁 201 💬 5 📌 3the fifa peace prize used to mean something
28.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 575 🔁 163 💬 6 📌 2Impeachment should be the compromise position at this point
28.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Let's do what we gots to do.
26.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 44 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
28.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1A true patriot would leak the Epstein files
10.09.2025 23:57 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0If you’re just waking up, go bump that line of stevia, you’ll need it
28.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0If you grew up in the Midwest this was 💯 a thing with small-town cops
28.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s just the edibles talking at this point with chocolate chip cookie dough weighing in from time to time
28.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I saved that draft post for all of us
28.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least there’s Advil pm
28.02.2026 07:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ch-ch-ch-Ceaucescu
28.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I popped on to shitpost about being stoned and eating various pantry items with Nutella but goddamn reality sure likes to shiv your mood these days
28.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I hate it here
28.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0[Redacted]
28.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Babe... wake up. You're gonna miss the beginning of World War 3.
28.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0America: [1776-?] Some great ideas marred by poor direction and unlikable characters. Greed, bigotry, and gratuitous violence. ★★☆☆☆
28.02.2026 07:14 — 👍 369 🔁 69 💬 8 📌 1the horrors can cease to amaze now pls
28.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 168 🔁 64 💬 2 📌 0plan a heist this year. cmon. you know you want to. it would a great year for heists. the cops are busy. do a heist.
27.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 33 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0Grape-nuts with xanax sprinkles
27.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0A bunch edible gummies got stuck together so instead of fussing with peeling them apart I just ate them
27.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sure would be swell if shit wasn’t corrupt as fuck
26.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sipping on caramel sauce
26.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0