A picture of a telephone pole with many staples in it. There is a flyer stapled to it with a picture of Edward Teach eating. It says: COME WATCH ME EAT AN ENTIRE ROTISERIE CHICKEN November 6ty will be the 40th consecutive day rhat I have eaten an entire rotisserie chicken 12 o'clock noon The chicken will be consumed on that abandoned pier near Walmart This is not a party
A screenshot of a summary from ao3. It reads: The Philadelphia Chicken Man lookinglass Summary: Ed had an idea. It was a little weird, and probably not the best idea for a very well-regarded artist who was at the whim of shareholders and a board, but. If he was going out, he might as well go out with a bang. He straightened up the stack of flyers, grabbed one of his staple guns out of his workshop drawer, and set out down the street. He started in the immediate radius of the Walmart, tacking flyers up to light posts and bulletin boards. COME WATCH ME EAT AN ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 3rd NOVEMBER WILL BE THE 40TH CONSECUTIVE DAY THAT I HAVE EATEN AN ENTIRE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN 12 0’CLOCK NOON THE CHICKEN WILL BE CONSUMED ON THAT ABANDONED PIER BY WALMART THIS IS NOT A PARTY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Time to once again share my fic THE PHILADELPHIA CHICKEN MAN 💅🔥🦃 (I swear it's actually a Thanksgiving fic). 10k of heartfelt fluff, positive body image, and modern au #Gentlebeard falling in love. I promise it's not as stupid as it sounds.
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