Scott C. Wilson

They weren’t working. Checkmate!

Thank you! Wasn’t aware. Shame on him.

Are you sure Schumer was involved?

I see what you did there, cropping out your horns. Well played.

Who remembers Springsteen singing "I Ain't Gonna Play Sun City?" People said no to apartheid back then, why not now?

Ginger ale was my mom’s go-to.

<breaks fourth wall>

in a very uncomfortable manner.

What has two thumbs and knows how to block calls?

This guy!!

Telling someone focused on strength training that they are looking small and weak.

If only free market capitalism offered a solution! Oh well.

I think I like this guy! What's he up to these days?

Pierogi straw purchase. Should be a felony.

He’s from a place that’s very hot too. Likely a stooge of Big Heat.

Jelly.

Who knew there were so many daredevils in NYC!

WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING AN HTTP 500 ERROR TRYING TO SHOW THIS IMAGE! WHERE'S THE JUSTICE??!!

(Wild conspiracy theories abound until I finally check the folder to see there's a broken .htaccess file within.)

It’s always this. Always.

Rom-com or buddy comedy? Maybe both?

Po-tay-to, po-tot-oh.

And what the hell is on Donnie’s head?

Good job! What was the issue?

Use the time to focus on slaying dragons. Totes safe!

Worse. Crazy talk!

Wait until he hears about his taxes paying for some geezer to golf. He'll be FURIOUS!

I would deduct a point for not using Comic Sans, but then I'm a purist.

So jealous.

A hero for our time.

I’m about to write a strongly worded letter with eight strong questions.

If it’s not 11:59:59 pm, too soon to call.