@sillyscoundrel.bsky.social
He is green for a very special reason
dr phil grabbed me by the throat and slammed me into the ground
04.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
taking my 2 liter of dr pepper with me into walmart
04.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
buying a tiny massage chair for my funko pops
04.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get a green look at this guy
04.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
white people be like does this go in the fridge or the cabinet
04.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
gluing a funko pop head onto an amiibo’s body
04.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social how dare you
04.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
slapping my belly like a seal at gamestop
04.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
please trust me bro john pork is real bro he’s real and he’s coming for us
04.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
playing with my tech deck on the buffet counter at Golden Corral
04.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
asking my uber driver if he’s ever been to legoland
04.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching the matrix over and over again until my nose bleeds
26.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you have diddy blud syndrome and i’m afraid theres no cure bro
26.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
losing my balance on my hoverboard and crashing into a stroller
25.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stole your crews shit
25.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“my papaw worked in the chud factory until he was 62”
25.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
taking one sip of ksi flavored prime and instantly losing the use of my legs
#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
white people be like you know that tattoo is permanent right
25.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
throwing a rock at my chud son’s face and breaking his glasses into a million pieces
#bluepomni
feeding my autistic son to an army of tiny gnomes that live in the woods
#feelinglikegreenpomni
showing a pregnant lady a soyjak meme on the bus
#green
they classified me as a disturbed individual at auto zone
#iamgreengranpa
Green pomni search
21.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some Scallywag brat asked to me
“is this the end of the line”
I hate that damn generation
See Freddy it wasn’t that hard, you can do that now
20.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When they don’t have yesterdays special at the yesterdays special restaurant
20.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My rotten grandson said i’m a diddy ahh tun tun tun sahur blud #greenGrandpa #IamGreenGrandpa
19.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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