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Isabel Kaplan

@isabelkaplan.bsky.social

Author of the national bestselling novel NSFW and that viral essay “My boyfriend, a writer, broke up with me because I’m a writer,” among other things. Substack: isabelkaplan.substack.com / Happiest underwater or surrounded by dogs.

482 Followers  |  175 Following  |  117 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.5286

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just tried on thigh-high compression stockings for the first time and…they’re basically a push-up bra for my ass? what even is this? ( ab compression is too uncomfortable; knee high makes no difference. I’m goldilocks, i know.

14.08.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

haha sweet! it’s amazing that literally being conscious of covid’s ongoing existence and impact is the bar. Bar is underground, and still so many people aren’t clearing it! Las week, at an ER, a nurse asked if long covid means I always test positive for covid

13.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

is this thing on? are people still on here? i have an insane amount of updates and knowledge acquired about long covid, pots, hEDS, cutting edge treatments and warning stories…if i can somehow find an audience of people on here who are seeking that?

13.08.2025 14:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hahaha thanks

13.08.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

huge! and so inspirational

17.02.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I Started Eating Food Again in 2024...What Will 2025 Bring? I started eating real food again in 2024!...I have now stopped the Peptamen food formula completely, and get all my calories from real food!...It has come time that I feel stable enough with this new ...

@whitneydafoe.bsky.social is able to eat again after 11 years!

Fellow ME/CFS folks, this is a big deal. How wonderful to see improvement in quality of life in one of our own!

Happy Monday!

17.02.2025 16:12 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

agree!

17.02.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I shouldn’t be surprised by anything anymore, but am deeply disappointed in Collins and Murkowski and astounded by anyone who thinks their own health and that of their loved ones won’t be negatively affected by this. You or your kids overdue for any vaccines? Get them now.

13.02.2025 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the only republican to vote against RFK Jr was Mitch McConnell…a POLIO survivor.

13.02.2025 17:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the LA Fire Department just accidentally issued an emergency evacuation warning to the ENTIRE county.

10.01.2025 00:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to people unfamiliar with LA - i can’t emphasize enough how unprecedented this is

08.01.2025 05:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

listening to a reporter explain that the question of which houses on a block catch fire and which don’t can come down to whether the palm tree in front of the house catches fire or not. These fires are terrifying

08.01.2025 05:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

successfully navigated a Warby Parker outing with energy to spare, so now I’m thinking, next step, New York trip? - today in #longcovid life

07.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

opposite vibes - major fluids shortage!

05.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you! it was a tough few days but i’m on the mend

05.01.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rupture can happen while or after, within hours or days and up to several months after
if you: feel a snap, bruising right after
move
or the problems may be permanent
damage to the nerves

05.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The risk of problems is higher if you:
have a heart
problems can happen in people who do not risk when they take
other reasons that can increase your risk of problems include:
failure in the past, people with pain
the most common pain is the Achilles

05.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the most important information I should know:
side effects can happen
If you get serious you should stop
immediately and get away
rupture or problems can happen
people of all ages are tough
symptoms may include:
pain, tears

05.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guide for oral

Read this before you start and each time you get. There may be new information.
This does not take the place of talking
about your treatment

05.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guide
for oral

Read this before you start and each time you get. There may be new information. 
This does not take the place of talking
about your treatment
the most important information I should know:
side effects can happen
If you get serious you should stop
immediately and get away
rupture or problems can happen
people of all ages are tough
symptoms may include:
pain, tears

The risk of problems is higher if you:
have a heart
problems can happen in people who do not risk when they take
other reasons that can increase your risk of problems include:
failure in the past, people with pain
the most common pain is the Achilles
rupture can happen while or after, within hours or days and up to several months after

if you:
feel a snap, bruising right after
move or the problems may be permanent 
damage to the nerves

Guide for oral Read this before you start and each time you get. There may be new information. This does not take the place of talking about your treatment the most important information I should know: side effects can happen If you get serious you should stop immediately and get away rupture or problems can happen people of all ages are tough symptoms may include: pain, tears The risk of problems is higher if you: have a heart problems can happen in people who do not risk when they take other reasons that can increase your risk of problems include: failure in the past, people with pain the most common pain is the Achilles rupture can happen while or after, within hours or days and up to several months after if you: feel a snap, bruising right after move or the problems may be permanent damage to the nerves

I spent NYE in the ER. I left 10 hrs later more dehydrated than I arrived (did you know there’s a fluids shortage?). It was brutal, but I’m okay, and I made an erasure poem out of my medication guide.

text in comments if image is hard to read

05.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

sippin my saturday night pedialyte, wyd?

05.01.2025 03:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the actual f

27.12.2024 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m glad you had a healthy trip! Was there Covid on board?

22.12.2024 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Art of Losing and Playing Monopoly with Luigi Mangione with a guest appearance by my photogenic heart

Some thoughts on brain fog and close reading Luigi Mangione’s game of Monopoly

isabelkaplan.substack.com/p/the-art-of...

19.12.2024 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you so much

19.12.2024 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

18.12.2024 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…it me. 😬

18.12.2024 21:21 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1
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Arctic Diaries: Week 1 Disappearing glaciers, a very fat bear, and a dash of COVID

Oh look, it’s me! 🥶 If you’re interested in reading more about the on-board experience in the Arctic, there’s a 3 part series on my Substack, published in live time.

open.substack.com/pub/isabelka...

18.12.2024 21:20 — 👍 16    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

I’m so sorry to hear that. Yeah, my doctor said it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall at this point. We’re the walls.

18.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just taught myself to play “What Makes You Beautiful” on ukulele. How’s everyone else’s Saturday night going?

#longcovid

15.12.2024 03:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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