Entered the stage of my life where Iโm surprised when a young hip person wants to hang out with me
25.04.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@yardunderscoresard.bsky.social
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Entered the stage of my life where Iโm surprised when a young hip person wants to hang out with me
25.04.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Crazy to think we will have to poop until we die
01.02.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0actually in disbelief i just got to see jesse lacy play a show at some guyโs house teenage me wouldnโt comprehend
01.02.2025 10:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sounds like tower of terror Iโll take it
31.01.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had my recurring nightmare of being hunted down by Gumby last night
31.01.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Phew ๐ฎโ๐จ
31.01.2025 02:13 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mean to me? whateverโฆ but mean to my friends? I will fucking ruin your life
31.01.2025 02:12 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Propaganda. Name it whenever you witness it. Especially now. Document it, name it, share it.
19.01.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 212 ๐ 67 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 5Fun to poop in your childhood bathroomโฆ. yeah iโm back in Thailand baby
19.12.2024 04:49 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Old people at self checkout should be banned
12.12.2024 23:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ALEXIS
10.12.2024 18:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thereโs this white guy with a tiny beanie in my neighborhood who always walks his dog without a leash and I wanna go Karen on his ass
10.12.2024 17:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Last night I fell asleep with my AirPods in and during my midnight piss in a sleepy haze one of them fell into the toilet bowl and I had to fish it out
10.12.2024 17:42 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You can thank my complex in high school of feeling like the ugly one in my trio of gorgeous friends for my charming personality
10.12.2024 17:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think my mom has undiagnosed ADHD
03.12.2024 05:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what were yall up to last night? I was projectile vomiting in the bathroom until 3am
01.12.2024 15:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I regret to inform myself that I may have developed an intolerance to lactose based on some classified information
29.11.2024 04:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wow the parade this year was crazy
28.11.2024 14:01 โ ๐ 5751 ๐ 819 ๐ฌ 60 ๐ 38not one part of this sentence is comprehensible to herโฆ my poor mother cannot fathom what her daughter is doing in her free time
28.11.2024 17:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0imagine me saying the words โtwitch streaming resident evil 4โ to my 71 year old asian mother and having no simple way to explain any component of this
28.11.2024 17:36 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I actually used to do this with the Bible
28.11.2024 16:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Good advice
28.11.2024 16:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 01:42 am and you canโt sleep what do you do
28.11.2024 09:42 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0(one headlight)
27.11.2024 20:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0love when iโm in a coffee shop and they play my favorite song
27.11.2024 20:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0idk if i have an attention disorder but i definitely have something
26.11.2024 22:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wow I really do be fckin up today
26.11.2024 22:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0not me casually thinking i should get a steam deck and then finding out how much they cost
26.11.2024 19:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i have unplugged and plugged back in and am about to unplug my own life
26.11.2024 19:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes they really could have said nothing at all
26.11.2024 19:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0